What's the craziest pick-up line you've ever used?

[Thevirginwriter]

I never used one. Though I know what I'd say!

 

[Storiest]

pick me up

I never used one. Though I know what I'd say!

"My friend over there wants to tell you what a fantastic guy I am, but he's too shy."

Not the craziest, but the only one that has ever worked. What would yours be?

 

[1Browneyedguy]

welll.. not one of the craziest but

I was at a Casino a few years ago... ( In my story Torrie ).... Part real / part fantasy ...

We were both winning .. playing for a few hours... I did ask Torrie if "she wanted to freshen up in my room" she said no! She was there with her husband... I never did see him... She won quite a bit of money!!! One time about 1 ish am I did go back to my room.. and when I came back about 2 am.. she was there.. She wanted to Thank me...

Prob at that time... IF I asked her again, she probably would have

We never did exchange names or phone numbers

 

[Thevirginwriter]

With replacement...

"My friend over there wants to tell you what a fantastic guy I am, but he's too shy."

Not the craziest, but the only one that has ever worked. What would yours be?

I think I might change mine into yours!

 

[2TryAnything]

One night when I was very young and very drunk I used this one:

"Hey, I know you! You were in one of my wet dreams!"

It did get a laugh and some subsequent small talk but not much else that same evening. However, the door was opened and I later ended up dating that girl for a while and she recalled my attempt at a humorous pick up line. So, I guess it did work in a way.

 

[Pj2424143]

Nice shoes, want to fuck?

 

[teacher78]

Me: "Sorry, do you have some glue?"
She: "No, why?"
Me: "Mmmm...just finding a way to stick with you"

Well, in my original language it sounds better...but it's definitely something to be THAT ashamed of Of course I was lucky she didn't punch me.

 

[Loon]

Step 1: lick the tip of your finger
Step 2: dab moist fingertip on an article of clothing
Step 3: Look concerned, say "Hmmm...let's get you out of those wet things".

 

[kjb123]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Nick0311]

I'm horny, you're hot lets go back to my place.

 

[nakedskin2000]

"Hi! I'm a social deviant and I've seen you naked."

 

[benk83]

Go up to the girls less attractive friend (there always is one who would love the attention) and ask her if she wants a drink? When she says yes hand her a fiver and say good go to the bar while I talk to your friend then.

You do often get slapped by the one you talk to but the friend will often smile or chuckle and then you are in.

Used it a few times when very drunk and it has worked.

There is also the one of at the end of a night in a club go up and just ask "have you had a good night?" When she replies yes simply say "wouldn't it be better if it ended with a kiss?"

Works amazing well and that kiss rarely stays as just a kiss...

 

[Thevirginwriter]

You did?

One night when I was very young and very drunk I used this one:

"Hey, I know you! You were in one of my wet dreams!"

It did get a laugh and some subsequent small talk but not much else that same evening. However, the door was opened and I later ended up dating that girl for a while and she recalled my attempt at a humorous pick up line. So, I guess it did work in a way.

thank god she didn't beat you up or anything!

 

[Thevirginwriter]

Cheesy

Me: "Sorry, do you have some glue?"
She: "No, why?"
Me: "Mmmm...just finding a way to stick with you"

Well, in my original language it sounds better...but it's definitely something to be THAT ashamed of Of course I was lucky she didn't punch me.

that's one ideal pick up line!

 

[Thevirginwriter]

And?

I'm horny, you're hot lets go back to my place.

did that work?! :/

 

[Thevirginwriter]

That's hardly fair!

Go up to the girls less attractive friend (there always is one who would love the attention) and ask her if she wants a drink? When she says yes hand her a fiver and say good go to the bar while I talk to your friend then.

You do often get slapped by the one you talk to but the friend will often smile or chuckle and then you are in.

Used it a few times when very drunk and it has worked.

There is also the one of at the end of a night in a club go up and just ask "have you had a good night?" When she replies yes simply say "wouldn't it be better if it ended with a kiss?"

Works amazing well and that kiss rarely stays as just a kiss...

last one works pretty good!

 

[Thevirginwriter]

Lol

Once told a girl I made a great breakfast she didn't come home but she laughed and danced with me to.

that was funny!

 

[Thevirginwriter]

Well...

A friend and I stood around this semi-good looking girl who had a few drinks under her belt and we struck up a conversation with each other about all the work we had to do at "the ranch" and how many horses we had, and just made it sound all extravagant. She got the idea somehow that we were very rich and started coming on to me. Almost got her in the car for a quick trip but another "friend" of ours halted progress because he thought we were taking advantage of her.

that kinda worked then I guess! But not for long term...

 

[Thevirginwriter]

Hehe

Step 1: lick the tip of your finger
Step 2: dab moist fingertip on an article of clothing
Step 3: Look concerned, say "Hmmm...let's get you out of those wet things".

I bet she laughed at least!

 

[Snow-Guy]

Want to go halves on an abortion?

It worked too - it's all about delivery (if you'll pardon the pun)

 

[Porkwarrior]

The only time I ever used a line to get a girl other than "Hi" was club hopping with a buddy, he hooked up and left me solo. Getting near last call I am leaving and notice a pretty hot gal I had been noticing all night standing by the front door outside waiting for someone.
Just on a lark as I am walking by "Oh there you are, are you waiting for....um....crap I forget his name, y'know what's-his-face, well he just left with another girl but I am headed your way if you need a ride"......

Worked too, well until she checked her messages the next morning. I was forgiven though, we both agreed the other guy was a bigger asshole than I was.

 

[Spontaneous1]

"i lost my number, can i have yours?" <--- that shit works right there.

 

[TJcurious]

How you doin?

 

[beachbum1958]

I never used one. Though I know what I'd say!

One I've used, and it worked:

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you show it to me?


My favourites though are Zap Branningans, from Futurama (never known to work, but funny!)

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take off your panties and dance around"

"My favourite part of a woman is the boobies"

 

[Thevirginwriter]

wow!

looks like some pretty charming guys with great pick-up lines are out there, shame I never met one!