What's the craziest pick-up line you've ever used?

[Thevirginwriter]

I never used one. Though I know what I'd say!

 

[Que]

I was thinking of letting you bear my next 5 children.

 

[BigJimSlade9]

I never used it but my buddy won a contest with the following:

"That sweater looks very becoming on you. If I was that sweater, I'd be cumming on you too."

 

[englishgent73]

Pretty much every opening sentence I've ever used has been shocking - not cheesy, just nerves though

 

[cliteatingman]

I never used one. Though I know what I'd say!

Please do tell!!

 

[tennman79]

"Are you married,going steady,engaged ?,,,,,,,,,,wanna be ?"

Must have worked,she married me !

 

[kinkydreams667]

Basally if nonverbal signals are positive, words are not important, but might as the ice breakers.

 

[cliteatingman]

You have a gorgeous face, but it would look better drenched in my cum (jusk kidding, never used it)

 

[fullservice65]

The other girls in the bar will be so happy when you leave. Then the guys might look at them instead of only at you.

 

[sethp]

Would you hate me if I kissed you?

 

[xjasminex]

Omigosh, I love pick up lines. They're so bad they're good, they make the most hilarious jokes. Here's one I've heard actually attempted to be used:

"If I was a fly I'd be all over you, because you're the shit."

Tell me that's not absurdly funny.

 

[vibes]

Omigosh, I love pick up lines. They're so bad they're good, they make the most hilarious jokes. Here's one I've heard actually attempted to be used:

"If I was a fly I'd be all over you, because you're the shit."

Tell me that's not absurdly funny.

Hardly flattering though ... unless you're into degradation

 

[xjasminex]

Exactly. It's terrible and doomed to failure, yet someone tried to use it seriously. I shouldn't have, but I confess to laughing loudly before the recipient had a chance to respond.

 

[Jackotheshadows]

If you use them and laugh, then it might work...

Was your daddy a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.

How do you like your eggs for breakfast?

Lovely dress...it'd look better on my floor.

Nice shoes.....

 

[vibes]

Exactly. It's terrible and doomed to failure, yet someone tried to use it seriously. I shouldn't have, but I confess to laughing loudly before the recipient had a chance to respond.

He got a lot more than he deserved

 

[Adre]

As long as I have a face you'll have a comfortable place to sit.

 

[Pj2424143]

Not exactly a pickup line but when she first gives you the cold shoulder ,
" look obviously I'm lowering my standards here, don't you think you can too just a bit ?"

 

[SirEdgar34]

pick up lines

I have to say I have never used them . I thought about it but it just makes me laugh ..

 

[CyrusM]

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[englishgent73]

Me: So where do you see this going?
Woman: not sure maybe we should take it slow.
Me: i am not looking for anything serious right now.
Woman: Oh ok what are you looking for?
Me: A blow job or something
Woman: I can do that as long as you know where the man in the boat is.


after 45 mintues.

Woman: Wow call me again sometime, I can get used to that.

Only worked one other time.

Wow! I'm hitting the town tonight and I might just give that a go!

 

[pleasuretool]

Pickup line works everytime

Excuse me miss, but does this moist towel smell of clouroform to you?

 

[Thevirginwriter]

Hehe

Not exactly a pickup line but when she first gives you the cold shoulder ,
" look obviously I'm lowering my standards here, don't you think you can too just a bit ?"

that's the funniest one I've heard in a while!

 

[Thevirginwriter]

Really?

I was thinking of letting you bear my next 5 children.

you really used that?! it's hilarious but...

 

[Thevirginwriter]

Lol

I never used it but my buddy won a contest with the following:

"That sweater looks very becoming on you. If I was that sweater, I'd be cumming on you too."

no wonder he won that!

 

[Thevirginwriter]

Hmm

Pretty much every opening sentence I've ever used has been shocking - not cheesy, just nerves though

I think I'd be just the same! Whenever I come across a guy I have a crush on, I can barely look at him!