What's the big deal?

[MADDOG]

I just became a Lit Guru, but nothings changed. I'm still me. My life is still the same. I still don't have any respect around here! What's the point?!

Are there ANY perks to being a guru?! Seriously, is it just a name change or do you get privleges or something?

MADDOG

 

[Cheyenne]

Nope, just the name change. I became guru last weekend and nothing changed.

 

[Merelan]

Oh yes it does. I was told that when we became a guru you had to start wearing a special diaper and that whatever you said was wisdom and purity.
Who knew?
Then later I was told we got special guru pants, not suire if that's the same as the diaper. I think we need some guidance here.
But I tell you what maddog, since you are an adorable man. I will help you on with the diaper if you like, or can we skip that and just go to the loving part? Cheyenne will help us, I know she will.

 

[Naked Hunny]

OH boy is this board full of love today or what?

 

[Merelan]

You started it sweet Hunny. It was your awesome hugs that got us all tender and romantic today. And of course, you know where that leads, hopefully.

 

[Naked Hunny]

WOOHOO I feel an orgy coming on!!

 

[Merelan]

Oh yes! Can I be the check girl and take everyone's hats? Oh, we don't wear them here do we. Well, okay then who shall we invite? It's Maddog's party so up to him.

 

[Naked Hunny]

OH who to invite oh we definitely need to invite Muff, and Thumper, and Izzy, and Rosie, and Cheyenne, oh and DCL that man makes me melt hmm who else??

 

[Merelan]

How about Shyguy, you should hear his voice!! And Hecate? And, well, maybe we better make it an "open" invite?

 

[Naked Hunny]

No i havent heard ShyGuys voice!! I WANNA HEAR SHYGUYS VOICE!! sniffle sniffle waahhh!!!

 

[Merelan]

He has the most sexy, incredible voice. Mmm. Just the thought drives me crazy.

 

[Silverlily]

My word, I am gone for a little bit and nearly get left out of an orgy!

Merelan, you weren't going to invite me?


Congrats, MADDOG, it couldn't of happened to a nicer canine.

 

[Merelan]

Of course I was. My favorite Kitty in the world! Now, what should we serve? Is there any need for food? Or just supply alcohol, chocolate syrup and strawberries?

 

[Bobtoad777]

and noone has invited me yet either

 

[Merelan]

No one get upset. We haven't issued the invites. It is Maddog's job to see who he wants at his party.

 

[Naked Hunny]

HEHE Well Merelan and I are definitely invited because we are Maddogs new naked attatchments hehe

 

[CreamyLady]

(Interrupting the impending orgy for a moment)

There isn't any benefit to being a guru. I don't want to be a guru; never wanted to be one; and I'm stuck with it forever, it seems. I will be guru longer than anyone here.

However, if you can post continuously, even with nothing to say, you can change your title.

Thank you. You may now resume the orgy.

 

[MADDOG]

Sombody say orgy? I mean party?! And I'm in charge of the guest list?! Well come one come all! Just one thing ladies, entry is two kisses for me. Drinks are one kiss each. Top shelf spirits are a grope. Prices for Specialty drinks are to be arranged with me.

And fellas! You're welcome to attend as well! Just don't steal too many kisses. You guys can help with the barbie for beers. Hows that?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Maddog? May i have the pleasure of being your date?

 

[MADDOG]

Hunny... the pleasure would be all mine.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Does this mean i get the pleasure of being the first to have you on this lovely evening?

 

[MADDOG]

What exactly do you mean by "have me"? Whatever you mean, the answer is a big fat yes.

 

[Naked Hunny]

OH hehe *wraps arms around MADDOGS neck and kisses him on the lips*

 

[MADDOG]

*Slips Naked Hunny the tongue and grabs her ass, lifting her onto my waist as she wraps her legs around me*

I throw a good party!

 

[Naked Hunny]

OH Maddog you are such a bad boy!! But i like it!! *runs her fingers through Maddogs hair*