What's the best way to describe aroused to the zillionth power?

[monster666]

I hope this one is fun....

Here's a couple male ones to start with:

* Hornier than a three-balled moose
* Ready to squirt from NY to LA

And here's a couple for the ladies:

* Hornier than Madonna on a farm
* Hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire


MORE! These make me laugh!

 

[Andreina]

....at least they make somebody laugh
Halo

 

[sabbathstorm]

One my partner says:

Hornier than a two cocked bull dog

 

[espressolover]

Horny as as ten~peckered owl

 

[riff]

These are from David Lynch's "WILD AT HEART"

I had a boner with a capital "O"

Hotter than Georgia asphault....

 

[monster666]

Good ones, all....

but I thought there would be more! They don't ALL have to be crude and crass.

 

[bluemuse]

Yeah!

These are from David Lynch's "WILD AT HEART"

I had a boner with a capital "O"

Hotter than Georgia asphault....

I use the "Hotter 'n Georgia asphault " line all the time. I doubt that I'm as good at it as Laura Dern was, though.

"heart"

bluemuse

 

[monster666]

Re: Yeah!

I use the "Hotter 'n Georgia asphault " line all the time. I doubt that I'm as good at it as Laura Dern was, though.

"heart"

bluemuse

If you use it all the time, that's good enough for me!

 

[Ice Cold]

The one I heard that I liked was.
"I'm hornier than a two peckered billy goat"

 

[lilfrk]

One Word

Needy

 

[monster666]

simmering... slow boiling... burning

 

[perks]

"Hornier than perky on the Lit board"

 

[jass1960]

I What's the best way to describe aroused to the zillionth power?

eerrmm!

I'm aroused to the zillionth power!