What's In Your Sofa?

OhMissScarlett

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Tonight the SO and I turned our sofa upside down to look for one of our son's toys. The toy was not under the sofa and upon further investigation we found that a bunch of stuff was trapped inside above the lining. We sliced open the lining and found a veritable time capsule of junk.

Here's a short list of some of the things:

Four large silver serving spoons
three infant teething biscuits(our son is now four!)
a whole sunday paper from 2002
about $3.96 in pennies
a poem I forgot I wrote
eleven Hot Wheels cars
pizza crust
fossilized french fries
several socks
one pink bra that no longer seems to fit
:eek:

So, what interesting things have you found in your sofas or under car seats or what have you?
 
Skittles. In every apartment I ever moved into in Chicago, I have found Skittles under the radiators.
 
Once, when I was in college, for some reason I can't remember now, we took the seats completely out of my car.

I found a pot plant, about an inch high, flourishing under one of the seats.
 
i used to hide my....erm...'toys' in the couch in my bedroom. gave it to charity before knowing what was left behind...
 
cloudy said:
Once, when I was in college, for some reason I can't remember now, we took the seats completely out of my car.

I found a pot plant, about an inch high, flourishing under one of the seats.
Talk about serendipity!

i used to hide my....erm...'toys' in the couch in my bedroom. gave it to charity before knowing what was left behind...
Hey, I think I bought that couch at the Goodwill...
 
A sleeping woman and a very nice blanket of heirloom wool.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Talk about serendipity!


Hey, I think I bought that couch at the Goodwill...


have you found my nipple clamps?
iwas rather fond of them...
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Tonight the SO and I turned our sofa upside down to look for one of our son's toys. The toy was not under the sofa and upon further investigation we found that a bunch of stuff was trapped inside above the lining. We sliced open the lining and found a veritable time capsule of junk.

Here's a short list of some of the things:

Four large silver serving spoons
three infant teething biscuits(our son is now four!)
a whole sunday paper from 2002
about $3.96 in pennies
a poem I forgot I wrote
eleven Hot Wheels cars
pizza crust
fossilized french fries
several socks
one pink bra that no longer seems to fit
:eek:


That is really nasty. :rolleyes:
 
Re: Re: What's In Your Sofa?

carsonshepherd said:
That is really nasty. :rolleyes:

yes, however, it says that life was lived in/on/and around that couch.
id rather have a friend with stuff like that in their couches than someone whos anal about dust bunnies.
 
OMS: what the fuck kind of sofa do you have? Is it an SUV?

curious, Perdita
 
perdita said:
OMS: what the fuck kind of sofa to you have? Is it an SUV?

curious, Perdita

Yes, it is as a matter of fact!

(carson, who's lost shit in Scarlett's sofa)
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Yeah, but you can't have them back, I just now got them to "work".:D

sok... ive worked through the mourning stages...
and if youre enjoying... then i can smile, knowing theyre on good... erm... nipples?
 
perdita said:
OMS: what the fuck kind of sofa do you have? Is it an SUV?

curious, Perdita
Lol! It's like nine feet long and one of those wide overstuffed type sofas.

P.S., Carson, get a kid and you'll find weird stuff in places too.
 
vella_ms said:
sok... ive worked through the mourning stages...
and if youre enjoying... then i can smile, knowing theyre on good... erm... nipples?
Thanks, lol.

carson, who's lost shit in Scarlett's sofa
Hey, is this your executioner's mask? If so, you'd better claim it.
 
Re: Re: Re: What's In Your Sofa?

vella_ms said:
yes, however, it says that life was lived in/on/and around that couch.
id rather have a friend with stuff like that in their couches than someone whos anal about dust bunnies.

Yeah and you'll never be hungry at Scarlett's. if you need a snack, just reach into the couch!

:rose:
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: What's In Your Sofa?

carsonshepherd said:
Yeah and you'll never be hungry at Scarlett's. if you need a snack, just reach into the couch!

:rose:
Room and board?
 
OhMissScarlett said:
He wasn't talking about THAT.
:rolleyes:
(wait, you didn't lose that in my sofa, did you?)

Ummmm. No. Don't even thnk I did because I didn't. If you thought that, you'd be so wrong.

:cool:
 
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