What's hidden in Ivana Trump's hair?

[ABSTRUSE]

Well we've cleaned out the Queens' purse, so after reading the usual depressing news today, I needed a lift. It's therapy for me folks!

So I thought, my God, that bitch has big hair, what the hell is in there? is she an AbFab fan?

So here is my thought:

A bottle of Stoli.

~A~thanks for playing!

 

[RenzaJones]

a vibe and spare panties oh and a fake passport

 

[cloudy]

anti-wrinkle cream, nail glue, and a small bottle of Aquanet

 

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Sher's little plastic horse.

 

[RenzaJones]

Sher's little plastic horse.

is sher on it

 

[destinie21]

I'm going to say a small fortune in narcotics

 

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is sher on it

Apparently!

she couldn't find the little door.

 

[cloudy]

a tiny picture of the Donald with a Hitler-style mustache drawn on it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

An Empire State building thermometer.

 

[destinie21]

a tiny baby jesus stolen from a nativity scene and two and a half candy bars.

 

[cloudy]

an extra pair of false eyelashes

 

[ABSTRUSE]

A pair of skis in case she needs to go for a quick trip to Aspen.

 

[cloudy]

her lawyer's business card

 

[destinie21]

Lesbian pulp fiction cleverly concealed behind cross word puzzle book covers and a dog eared copy of Ms. Manners

 

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A stretch limo.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Hmm! Now let me think....



A pen filled with indelible ink, a copy of Houdini’s “Hypnotism Made EZ,” a vial of Rohypnol, and an unsigned prenuptial agreement drawn up by her personal lawyer.

 

[Liar]

It's not big hair. That's the shape of her head. The coneheads are coming.

 

[Guest]

It's not big hair. That's the shape of her head. The coneheads are coming.

and... i do believe you are correct. do you think she would say she was from france???*grin*

 

[lucky-E-leven]

It's not big hair. That's the shape of her head. The coneheads are coming.

Are you suffering from fever, sweetie?

What is it with the entire Trump (ex-Trump) family that they all have terrible or jokeworthy hair?

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Are you suffering from fever, sweetie?

What is it with the entire Trump (ex-Trump) family that they all have terrible or jokeworthy hair?

~lucky

im thinking its the fact that they are polluted with money... that gives the world a free for all to shout at the injustice of bad hair choices....shouldnt "the donald" do something about his orange stripped comb over? ah well... if i had that kind of money, id probably be a bit eccentric too.

 

[Guest]

A stretch limo.

I've seen this post three times now and laugh out loud every time. Just thought I'd tell you, you nutter.

Lou

P.S. Half a pound of gorgonzola?

 

[cloudy]

a page ripped out of the yellow pages - the section for "Male Escort Services."

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

God, the devil, and a very uncomfortable Nietsche

 

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Her entire CD collection.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

What is it with the entire Trump (ex-Trump) family that they all have terrible or jokeworthy hair?
~lucky

Karmic balance.