What's Crossing Your Mind

[respeito]

*pulls up in her pink Barbie convertible*

Need a ride Sweetie?

*nods* thank you.

nice wheels.

 

[newbiebabe]

*nods* thank you.

nice wheels.

Where's your pleasure, ma'am?

 

[MsLead]

I need a ride too but the Barbie mobile ain't gonna cut it! very cute though...waving as u pull out...

 

[icrwid68]

*Pulls up in a big red fire truck*
Any better? LOL

 

[newbiebabe]

I need a ride too but the Barbie mobile ain't gonna cut it! very cute though...waving as u pull out...

Oh, you'd be surprised how many this Barbie car can hold. We took it cross country a couple years ago and picked up loads of litsters!

 

[respeito]

Where's your pleasure, ma'am?

just home to my humble little vardo, thanks.

how was your week, lovely one?

 

[respeito]

Oh, you'd be surprised how many this Barbie car can hold. We took it cross country a couple years ago and picked up loads of litsters!

including a mule!

 

[MsLead]

maybe sumthin' bigger and redder....for a ride,,,I'm a big girl

 

[newbiebabe]

just home to my humble little vardo, thanks.

how was your week, lovely one?

*turns right and heads for the vardo*

Good week.. but am glad it is over and I have two days off. And I get to visit with Jenny tomorrow.

And, I might have a new little sweetie by the end of the weekend. Guess we will see if those contractions continue again.

 

[newbiebabe]

including a mule!

maybe sumthin' bigger and redder....for a ride,,,I'm a big girl

Okay, guess we will catch you on the next go round?

 

[icrwid68]

maybe sumthin' bigger and redder....for a ride,,,I'm a big girl

Fire trucks are bigger and redder

 

[newbiebabe]

Fire trucks are bigger and redder

Oooo.. and they have sirens.. and a Dalmation!

 

[icrwid68]

Oooo.. and they have sirens.. and a Dalmation!

And other cars get out of their way so you can get where you need to go

 

[MsLead]

And other cars get out of their way so you can get where you need to go

maybe i'll just get a bumper car so I can bump everyone

 

[icrwid68]

maybe i'll just get a bumper car so I can bump everyone

Wouldn't bumper boats be more fun?

 

[MsLead]

Wouldn't bumper boats be more fun?

scary..I can't swim......maybe we could just float rubber duckies

 

[icrwid68]

scary..I can't swim......maybe we could just float rubber duckies

Oops I didn't bring my trunks, I am modest so you will have to turn your head while I get into the water

 

[papadoc19]

Does anyone actually put gloves in a glove compartment?

 

[newbiebabe]

Does anyone actually put gloves in a glove compartment?

*raises hand*

Only in the winter though.

 

[Little_Sister]

Does anyone actually put gloves in a glove compartment?

Nope.

I bought hub a bottle of his favorite whisky for his bday... last night he announced he was done drinking Now what do I get him and how do I explain the $70 whisky I already bought?! sigh.

 

[Last_Sunrise]

Why guys think the following opening statements will make a woman want to race to talk to them:

I'm bored... It's not my job to fix your boredom, give me a reason to want to talk to you.

I'm in a loveless / sexless marriage and... If you are announcing that your own wife doesn't want you why should I "want" to leap into a conversation with you? Instead say... "I am trying to talk to other women about sex and this is how I qualify it as not cheating on her."

This last one isn't really a sentence they use, but they make a statement in how they message. If I have to sit and decipher your entire private message to figure out what you are saying then I am not going to finish reading it, no matter how great of a person you might be.

 

[Sundayschild]

Why guys think the following opening statements will make a woman want to race to talk to them:

I'm bored...

I quite agree - it's hardly a sign of an imaginative partner. Though I should add it's not just guys. ...

 

[funluvinaj]

I excited for my date tomorrow night

 

[GiggLeGasm]

headache..

 

[respeito]

i hope that you find relief from your headache soon, GiggLeGasm.