Honey123
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What's Covering Your Ass - Part Two
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Honey123
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downtownerjake
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Oh Yeah!!!!!
Would you believe I just did another exercise?
I am crazy.
Fitness GURU!
Honey123
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dont be so modest honey. you're a fucking knockout at any age and your fitness level is nothing short of amazing.
in short...you're any man's fantasy.
Thank you...that's really sweet..
Honey123
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First it's the books.....now it's you.....ok, what's going on here? I smell a conspiracy!
Sure it's not the burrito you had at lunch?
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Oh Yeah!!!!!
Would you believe I just did another exercise?
I am crazy.
Damn skippy....just gotta wait for my i-Pod to finish charging.
Oh really, what'd you do?
And shame to hear about the interruption through your earlier....."workout".
Crazy and hot as a fox...I tell ya!
Honey123
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You know, there is actually someone called that on the internet....
this is the one I just did:
http://www.fitsugar.com/Victorias-Secret-Models-Full-Body-Workout-21416942
I figured, I wear their underwear, might as well give me a nice ass to put in them
Honey123
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Damn skippy....just gotta wait for my i-Pod to finish charging.
Oh really, what'd you do?
And shame to hear about the interruption through your earlier....."workout".
Crazy and hot as a fox...I tell ya!
I just posted it.. it was 10 minutes...but not really because they bullshit for at least 30 seconds. I hate that. Don't tell me it's 10 minutes, when it's not!
At least it was free..
Oh, God...I know... I intend to complete it tomorrow.
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Sure it's not the burrito you had at lunch?
Bleh.....not my cup of tea, so to speak.
Besides, we're not following the "Whoever denied it, supplied it" rule, are we?
Honey123
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Always! :This is a "pull my finger" sort of thread...
downtownerjake
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THAT is hilarious!
Calvin Kline doesn't have workout for men... So until I get a "functional fitness" brand of boxer-briefs...
Honey123
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Oh....where at?
And that's horseshit. One reason why I rarely listen to exercise programs (at least more then once). Give me some tunes and I'll take things from there, thank you.
You got that condolence.
Damn gonna wait til tomorrow.....must've been one helluva phone call.
Heheheh......just be careful with the matches!
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Could you imagine?
Their bras make my boobs look big, so I'm cool with that!
I didn't realize that different brands had different effects! Probably because I don't wear them, I more take them off.
Maybe the kind of underwear can give a different bulge!
Honey123
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I never workout to music. Unless I am doing my dancing. Otherwise, it's just me breathing really hard, panting and counting...
Depends which phone call you mean......
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I didn't realize that different brands had different effects! Probably because I don't wear them, I more take them off.
Maybe the kind of underwear can give a different bulge!
Well, the ones that actually made a loud sound when they hit the floor...those are the ones that are enhancing the boobs.
The bras have this gel substance which molds to the boobs.... I am thinking if they did that for guys, there would be many men with hard ons..
Picture the molds holding the penis....when you walk, it would rub the sides...
downtownerjake
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Yeah, bad idea for men's underwear. We'd would never get anything done!
SonofKrypton
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i'd rather picture your boobs holding my penis, sure, tougher to walk but who cares at that point?
horny247
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LOL... You posted it anyway?!?!?! Now I see my chubbiness
a four pack and a keg...
My face? Yeah??? I thought I looked perplexed!
Sorry Honey. I took it down, but it's a great pic. I really like it.
Mercury_Maniac
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don't make me shake this thing at you
Mercury_Maniac
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LOL... You posted it anyway?!?!?! Now I see my chubbiness
a four pack and a keg...
My face? Yeah??? I thought I looked perplexed!
you are giving me a chubby
QSco
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Oh, realllllyyyyyyy
^^ I used two devils because my eyebrows went up twice!
I hope they went up in a good way
ouchfeelsgood
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I can see why you like them ... form-fitting and well worn, and I'm assuming very comfortable. Now if only those worn areas would open up a little more ...
ouchfeelsgood
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If you come up with a prototype, I'd be glad to test it out ...
Btw, your boobs need absolutely no artificial enhancements, based on my observations of your thread pics
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