What's a small dick?
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freakygirl
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haven't we done this one already?
Nasty.. it's not the size... it's how one uses it that matters.
btw.. did you ever go to the doc?
Nasty.. it's not the size... it's how one uses it that matters.
btw.. did you ever go to the doc?
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When a man pulls it out, looks at you dead in the eye, smiles and says "I'm gonna fuck you!" If your first reaction is to say "WITH WHAT?" THAT's a small dick!
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If it's pencil size...it's too damn small. And I do mean the size of a pencil...there is no way a person could use that to do anything. Hell couldn't use it to please somebody no matter what they did. That would be too small. 
Sometime size does matter, and nobody can tell me that somebody could use a pencil dick to please you with. They could use their hands and mouth but not that!!!
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Sometime size does matter, and nobody can tell me that somebody could use a pencil dick to please you with. They could use their hands and mouth but not that!!! Brat
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A midget named Richard?
HeatedWand
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pencil dicks
are there really guys out there with the girth of a pencil?
if there are, im glad i was given a 5 inch girth
are there really guys out there with the girth of a pencil?
if there are, im glad i was given a 5 inch girth
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Response: and remember this one...
This is one of those we do over and over again...and there's a good reason for it...think about this...
When a man asks you if size matters, aside from the pencil dick explanation we've already recieved, women always say that it's what you do with it...
But that's only when asked...and it's easy to lie then, especially if you think you're making us feel better, and it doesn't make us feel any better, because we know how easy it is to lie then.
Guys are insecure about it because we want you to enjoy it. Not because we actually need to be lugging twelve inches to work with us everyday, but because when we're alone with you, we want you to get the most out of it. Use that information, then go to the Amateur Pic board and look through the various penis threads...I believe there's actually one called the "Show us your big cocks!" but if not it was something like that.
And, not that I really need to point this out, but no woman has ever watched a man take his pants off with wide eyes and open mouth and said with intense bewilderment, "Wow! You're...average or below it somewhere!" Then licked her lips and gone to town with wreckless abandon, unable to control herself.
Also, as a current Lit reader, I've noticed a trend in female writing here where the men tend to be well-endowed...hard to argue with that one...
Just thought I'd go ahead and point these things out...
freakygurl32 said:
This is one of those we do over and over again...and there's a good reason for it...think about this...
When a man asks you if size matters, aside from the pencil dick explanation we've already recieved, women always say that it's what you do with it...
But that's only when asked...and it's easy to lie then, especially if you think you're making us feel better, and it doesn't make us feel any better, because we know how easy it is to lie then.
Guys are insecure about it because we want you to enjoy it. Not because we actually need to be lugging twelve inches to work with us everyday, but because when we're alone with you, we want you to get the most out of it. Use that information, then go to the Amateur Pic board and look through the various penis threads...I believe there's actually one called the "Show us your big cocks!" but if not it was something like that.
And, not that I really need to point this out, but no woman has ever watched a man take his pants off with wide eyes and open mouth and said with intense bewilderment, "Wow! You're...average or below it somewhere!" Then licked her lips and gone to town with wreckless abandon, unable to control herself.
Also, as a current Lit reader, I've noticed a trend in female writing here where the men tend to be well-endowed...hard to argue with that one...
Just thought I'd go ahead and point these things out...
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nasy a small dick is a person who thinks they are too small to please a women.
even if the dick don't work, you have ahnds and a mouth.
even if the dick don't work, you have ahnds and a mouth.
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A small dick is smaller than a large clit!
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Re: pencil dicks
lol, first, that is not big (I assume in relative terms at least), second, the last thing a guy best by doubts needs is you telling him how fat you are.
I'd like to thank Quiet Cool for his comments, it's a very real issue for guys, and he gets to the heart of it. That and the competitive male spirit, ask Darwin about that one. Women, consider the size issue equivalent to all those size 2 seventeen year old models.
HeatedWand said:are there really guys out there with the girth of a pencil?
if there are, im glad i was given a 5 inch girth
lol, first, that is not big (I assume in relative terms at least), second, the last thing a guy best by doubts needs is you telling him how fat you are.
I'd like to thank Quiet Cool for his comments, it's a very real issue for guys, and he gets to the heart of it. That and the competitive male spirit, ask Darwin about that one. Women, consider the size issue equivalent to all those size 2 seventeen year old models.
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Re: Re: pencil dicks
Well... are you a bit hostile tonight! all i was saying is that i am glad at what i have... it is a heck of alot more than a pencil.... and all i was asking was "are there really 'pecil dicks'"
ps...... you need to exercise to loose some of that ass!
Juspar Emvan said:
Well... are you a bit hostile tonight! all i was saying is that i am glad at what i have... it is a heck of alot more than a pencil.... and all i was asking was "are there really 'pecil dicks'"
ps...... you need to exercise to loose some of that ass!
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From what I understand, an average man's prick is 5 1/2 to 6 inches long. Is this suppose to make anyone feel better? No. Quiet Cool's assessment of the situation probably stands as being one of the most well thought out I've heard so far... It hurts a man to think he can't please a woman - it's ruins his sense of self worth.
What is important? For me, the emotional aspect of a relationship will always be more important then the sexual. No Emotion, No Groove Motion. That's just what's comfortable for me. If a woman won't sleep with me because of my average sized prick, then she obviously isn't someone I want to be in bed with.
What is important? For me, the emotional aspect of a relationship will always be more important then the sexual. No Emotion, No Groove Motion. That's just what's comfortable for me. If a woman won't sleep with me because of my average sized prick, then she obviously isn't someone I want to be in bed with.
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That would be that wee fella here...
Micropenis
A medical condition known as micropenis exists when the male reproductive organ is abnormally small. Exactly how small is abnormally small is a judgement call, but it is safe to say that the gentleman who owns this fine specimen is a candidate for micropenis.
And yes, this is an unretouched photo.
http://vatican.rotten.com/micropenis/micropenis.jpg
Halo
Micropenis
A medical condition known as micropenis exists when the male reproductive organ is abnormally small. Exactly how small is abnormally small is a judgement call, but it is safe to say that the gentleman who owns this fine specimen is a candidate for micropenis.
And yes, this is an unretouched photo.
http://vatican.rotten.com/micropenis/micropenis.jpg
Halo
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Re: That would be that wee fella here...
Dammit Halo... where did you get that photo... I was sure I had destroyed all of them...
My Maori name translates as Hung Like a Humming Bird...
LittleDevilWithAHalo said:Micropenis
it is safe to say that the gentleman who owns this fine specimen is a candidate for micropenis.
And yes, this is an unretouched photo.
http://vatican.rotten.com/micropenis/micropenis.jpg
Halo
Dammit Halo... where did you get that photo... I was sure I had destroyed all of them...
My Maori name translates as Hung Like a Humming Bird...
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Re: Re: That would be that wee fella here...
i thought it was: balls the size of a mouse's fist
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kiwiwolf said:
Dammit Halo... where did you get that photo... I was sure I had destroyed all of them...
My Maori name translates as Hung Like a Humming Bird...
i thought it was: balls the size of a mouse's fist
Halo
