what's a good place to fuck outside?

Dear lord, please help the people out that weren't blessed with intelegence. Please help this big girl or guy find a secluded area far away from children and anyone else that doesn't want to see two fat people fuck. Thank you lord. Amen
 
Set a tent up in the front yard or anywhere really.

Parking garages are good.

I once fucked a teacher on the back of her car outside a restaurant. Then I fucked her at a spot close to the interstate where drivers could see the action (she liked public sex).
 
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Or a pig sty in the Highlands.
How very rude :eek:

The Scottish Highlands are beautiful thank you and most definitely there are no pigs.
Birds of Prey, reindeer herds, sheep and cattle.......ohhhh and the odd haggis running around :D
 
few pigs in the Highlands, ignoramus. Lots of sheep and red deer though. And a sheepfold on the mountains is quite good.

I guessed you'd know what was available for breeding in the Highlands.
 
few pigs in the Highlands, ignoramus. Lots of sheep and red deer though. And a sheepfold on the mountains is quite good.

How about on a stile?

Some places I have had outdoor sex on the side of a hill above a high way interchange, under a poncho in front of the Boston Public Library in the rain, at the bottom of a small ravine with people walking around above, in a lake/river/ocean away from the shore (too close to the shore and sand can be a problem. Then there are tents and shelters.

Main points of public outdoor do not get seen, heard or caught and in my case don't get sunburned, sand burned, scratched or bitten.
 
Dear lord, please help the people out that weren't blessed with intelegence. Please help this big girl or guy find a secluded area far away from children and anyone else that doesn't want to see two fat people fuck. Thank you lord. Amen

Ha! Nice ;-)
 
Naw, I caught it. His quick wit was more pronounced than his inability to intelligently spell intelligence.

I'll respectfully disagree. ;) There is absolutely, positively nothing remotely witty about him. Check his post history. Total fucking dickhead.

But hey, just my opinion. :D
 
I'll respectfully disagree. ;) There is absolutely, positively nothing remotely witty about him. Check his post history. Total fucking dickhead.

But hey, just my opinion. :D

Buh whaa haa haa...gawd this whole th'd is full of snark win!
 
Cawk_Star, why does the critter in your av have its balls above its dick? Intelegent design? ;)
 
Wow, look at that. CockTard and the Misogynist Bigot posting after each other in the same thread.

If that MrSkin twathead had showed and posted something equally pathetic, it'd be a Troll Trifecta.
 
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