Seven bartenders were asked if they could nail a women's
personality based on what she drinks. Though they were
interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer.
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks.
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the butt.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana
boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks.
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, picky
tastes, knows exactly what she wants.
Your Approach: You don't have to approach her, if she is
interested, she will send you a drink.
Drink: Wine. (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet
giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet
evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel.
Personality: Easy, THINKS she is classy and sophisticated,
actually has no clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is, this
should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots.
Personality: Likes to hang with Frat-boy pals and looking to
get totally drunk.....and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest one in the place. You have been
blessed this evening.Nothing to do but wait, however, be
careful not to make her mad.
Drink: Tequila.
No explanation required - everyone KNOWS what happens here.
Then there is the Male version of this. With guys it is
always simple and clear cut.
Domestic beer:
He is poor and he wants to get laid
Imported beer:
He has some cash to spare and he wants to get laid.
Wine:
He is hoping the wine thing will give him a sophisticated
image to help him get laid.
Whiskey:
He doesn't give a shit about anything except getting laid.
Tequila:
He is thinking he has a chance with the tattooed, toothless,
biker waitress.
White Zinfandel:
He is gay. Very, very gay.
personality based on what she drinks. Though they were
interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer.
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks.
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the butt.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana
boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks.
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, picky
tastes, knows exactly what she wants.
Your Approach: You don't have to approach her, if she is
interested, she will send you a drink.
Drink: Wine. (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet
giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet
evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel.
Personality: Easy, THINKS she is classy and sophisticated,
actually has no clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is, this
should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots.
Personality: Likes to hang with Frat-boy pals and looking to
get totally drunk.....and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest one in the place. You have been
blessed this evening.Nothing to do but wait, however, be
careful not to make her mad.
Drink: Tequila.
No explanation required - everyone KNOWS what happens here.
Then there is the Male version of this. With guys it is
always simple and clear cut.
Domestic beer:
He is poor and he wants to get laid
Imported beer:
He has some cash to spare and he wants to get laid.
Wine:
He is hoping the wine thing will give him a sophisticated
image to help him get laid.
Whiskey:
He doesn't give a shit about anything except getting laid.
Tequila:
He is thinking he has a chance with the tattooed, toothless,
biker waitress.
White Zinfandel:
He is gay. Very, very gay.
