Whatever happened to Lit's Most Trusted Poster Lancecastor?

[Aphro]

Hell no!

I am paying for tits. I want to see tits.

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[Saint Peter]

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$....

 

[Debbie]

He's BACK

 

[GrandpaBill]

$....

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[Lancecastor]

Many of you newbies won't recognize his name, as Lance hasn't been around in several years.

Back in the olden days, I would set my alarm clock to the early morning, just to be able to spend a few minutes with him. His kindness towards me, and to others was unmatched. He always had something nice to say.

I'm guessing he's left this all behind. Considering he has a very, very big penis and the looks to match, I wouldn't be surprised if he was surrounded by a bevy of women at this very moment.

Here's to you, Lance!

Hey, thanks, Gimp!

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Hey, thanks, Gimp!

You're welcome, pal.

How have you been? I haven't seen you in years.

People are always sending me PMs asking about your whereabouts. It got to the point where I had to start blocking people.

 

[Lancecastor]

You're welcome, pal.

How have you been? I haven't seen you in years.

People are always sending me PMs asking about your whereabouts. It got to the point where I had to start blocking people.

Sorry to hear about your blockage.

I'm great, thanks...America's return to white heteronormative values is giving me a renewed sense of optimism for a brighter tomorrow.

 

[Lancecastor]

Yes but not everyone likes google street view images of their home with their car in the driveway posted on a pornography message board by a stranger with an ax to grind.


And yes, that did really happen.

Hey man, Pookie brought the ax.