Whatever happened to Lit's Most Trusted Poster Lancecastor?

[hashtag45]

He gets so easily confused when AJ isn't around to tell him who's who and who he needs to adore.

okey dokey.
Disgustipated joined in, as expected.

 

[Disgustipated]

okey dokey.
Disgustipated joined in, as expected.

I have the second most pists in this thread besides you.

So your "joined in" comment is just more pisting in the wind.

 

[hashtag45]

I have the second most pists in this thread besides you.

So your "joined in" comment is just more pisting in the wind.

So is that your badge an honour? That you came second to me in terms of verbal diarrhoea?
Newsflash: you're A Man. It's less becoming.

 

[Disgustipated]

So is that your badge an honour? That you came second to me in terms of verbal diarrhoea?
Newsflash: you're A Man. It's less becoming.

http://i.imgur.com/ZI6AqeG.jpg

 

[hashtag45]

Where did you go, A?
Oh well, I'll log off then.

 

[Adjudicator]

Come on... MissHotndeep told Emerson that she's annoyed by his tendency to interrupt threads with issues unrelated to the topic, like the previous one.

Next thing, a bozzo comes out of nowwhere and starts deflecting by making fun of her username and calling her "a man".

I had a hunch for some time that you have a bro thing for Mr. "I like to stalk posters with comments and gifs about butt-holes". Seeing that you keep coming to his rescue.
But really: you're way out of his league.

Hashtag, please tell the class what any of that has to do with her username that she selected when creating her account in 2013. That is what she was asked about.

Purely hetero here, sorry to disappoint you. Your adjudicator and Emerson fantasy is probably pretty hot.

 

[Adjudicator]

Where did you go, A?
Oh well, I'll log off then.

Right

 

[Disgustipated]

Is bozzo related to Rizzo

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9d/4a/a8/9d4aa8889e4df091c36a3e2d32526865.jpg

 

[hashtag45]

Right

indeed.
I was waiting for your post but I don't think that I'll be able to sustain it any longer, cause 2 beers.
So till next time. Hopefully.

 

[Que]

Have you seen your mental health therapist recently? Please make an appointment. You deserve it.

But the therapist doesn't deserve it. Can you imagine how much that session would them off for the whole rest of the day?

 

[Adjudicator]

indeed.
I was waiting for your post but I don't think that I'll be able to sustain it any longer, cause 2 beers.
So till next time. Hopefully.

You were actually waiting for me to post? You were still here.

That's just sad.

 

[spacekowboy]

He's hunting up a new stalkee. These things take time, ya see.

 

[Emerson40]

Where did you go, A?
Oh well, I'll log off then.

indeed.
I was waiting for your post but I don't think that I'll be able to sustain it any longer, cause 2 beers.
So till next time. Hopefully.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/b2b5d1a5a320eff141ee892d7eef0b7c/tumblr_nuc959hxhU1s5f7v4o1_500.jpg

 

[hashtag45]

He's hunting up a new stalkee. These things take time, ya see.

It's a matter of charming stalkees versus disgusting stalkees, you know.
Bottom line: we all like to be stalked. Depends on who does it, tho.

 

[Darbhinder]

Wash your ass and get an education you stinky paki fuck.

 

[jezzilee]

It's a matter of charming stalkees versus disgusting stalkees, you know.
Bottom line: we all like to be stalked. Depends on who does it, tho.

Anyone who says that we all like to be stalked has never really been stalked. Your perception of being the victim of cyber stalking is a little off kilter in that you ask for it.

IF you had ever been stalked in the real world you would know that it is one of the most intensely scary things that can make you feel like the most helpless person in the world no matter how capable one is of taking care of themselves.

 

[hashtag45]

Anyone who says that we all like to be stalked has never really been stalked. Your perception of being the victim of cyber stalking is a little of kilter in that youask for it.

IFyou had ever been stalked in the real world you would know that it is one of the most intensely scary thingss that can make you feel like the most helpless person in the world no matter how capable one is of taking care of themselves.

hei, it was just a figure of speech. Like teasing.
And I did come across a dysfunctional individual as well -work related- and it ended in a pretty scary scenario, so I really understand where you're coming from.

I would never joke about these things IRL, because I know how dangerous they can be. It's just online silly stuff.

 

[Emerson40]

Anyone who says that we all like to be stalked has never really been stalked. Your perception of being the victim of cyber stalking is a little off kilter in that you ask for it.

IF you had ever been stalked in the real world you would know that it is one of the most intensely scary things that can make you feel like the most helpless person in the world no matter how capable one is of taking care of themselves.

Don't worry, hashtag will be by shortly to mansplain to all what jezzilee actually meant by her pist.

http://i.imgur.com/YYQmiUw.gif

We now return you to your regular scheduled Lit Viewing. Join us next time on HashTag On The Scene, when our developmentally disabled reporter on the scene explains just what pisters actually mean to say in their pists, plays his victim card once again, and reminds us just how smart he is, all using words that require a mirror, an old Farmer's Almanac, and a Klingon decoder ring to interpret.​

 

[hashtag45]

in saying that, I wouldn't mind being 'stalked' by A.
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[Emerson40]

Emerson's 3rd Axiom:

Attention whores gotta whore.​

 

[Que]

Hashtag craves not just attention but a specific type of negative attention.

It gets complicated because her fragile little ego can't handle actually being psychically wounded with accurate criticsm of her personality flaws. She wants to be teased but in a friendly way. She does not want positive attention, just negative attention, because she perceives that that's what the cool kids do: they tease each other.

If she thinks she scores that type of friendly barb, she feels validated. This is why she bizarrely categorizes some insults and trolling as "for fun." When Rob initially started trolling her, she categorized his smelly Paki remarks as "fun."

The point of it all is that it makes her feel like one of the gang. She is so incredibly socially awkward that she can only mimic what she thinks she saw on the playground between actual friends.

She thinks that her actual stalking behavior since it's the only way that she knows to reach out in an attempt to connect to other people is both normal and acceptable. When she initially trolled me out of the blue in a sensitive thresd on another sub-forum, I had never had one single word to her I simply found her uninteresting.

Had I simply "joked back," as she sees her actual offensive behaviour as being, she would not view me as someone who "attacks her."

She fears isolation more than any other thing if people would just shut the fuck up and leave her the fuck alone for about a week and a half she would likely kill herself and we would never have to hear from her ever again.

 

[boogerflipper]

Maybe his kids, tired of him embarrassing them by perving and propositioning their friends offed him.

Maybe he got caught with one of the under aged prostitutes he bragged about paying and is in jail and branded a sex offender which he is.

You must be related to the moderator, getting away with posting that.

 

[yossi]

This thread is making my eye twitch.

 

[spacekowboy]

It's a matter of charming stalkees versus disgusting stalkees, you know.
Bottom line: we all like to be stalked. Depends on who does it, tho.

Yes but not everyone likes google street view images of their home with their car in the driveway posted on a pornography message board by a stranger with an ax to grind.


And yes, that did really happen.

 

[hashtag45]

Hashtag craves not just attention but a specific type of negative attention.

It gets complicated because her fragile little ego can't handle actually being psychically wounded with accurate criticsm of her personality flaws. She wants to be teased but in a friendly way. She does not want positive attention, just negative attention, because she perceives that that's what the cool kids do: they tease each other.

If she thinks she scores that type of friendly barb, she feels validated. This is why she bizarrely categorizes some insults and trolling as "for fun." When Rob initially started trolling her, she categorized his smelly Paki remarks as "fun."

The point of it all is that it makes her feel like one of the gang. She is so incredibly socially awkward that she can only mimic what she thinks she saw on the playground between actual friends.

She thinks that her actual stalking behavior since it's the only way that she knows to reach out in an attempt to connect to other people is both normal and acceptable. When she initially trolled me out of the blue in a sensitive thresd on another sub-forum, I had never had one single word to her I simply found her uninteresting.

Had I simply "joked back," as she sees her actual offensive behaviour as being, she would not view me as someone who "attacks her."

She fears isolation more than any other thing if people would just shut the fuck up and leave her the fuck alone for about a week and a half she would likely kill herself and we would never have to hear from her ever again.

geeze, do you even realize that this 'analysis' is more of a reflection of you as opposed to the person you're describing, Que?

That sounded creepy.