Whatcha Gonna Do With Ol' Woofie Or Fifi

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

When They Kick It?

Are Ya Gonna Dig, The Hole, In The Backyard. Or Do Ya Have Something Much More Fun In Mind!?

I'm Sure Gonna Have The Softest Slippers In All Of Toronto!

 

[ksmybuttons]

Dr. Katvorkian

I called the mobile vet, held my beloved cat until he died and than had Dr. Katvorkian deal with the remains. My cat wasn't there anymore anyway. I didn't worry about the remains, I was concerned about the dying.

 

[Mtn Rebel]

My Pets

I don't know about anyone else but i got my dogs which i consider members of my family buried in my backyard under a special tree.

NUFF SAID

 

[lovetoread]

I bury them in the backyard in a special place just for that reason.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

K. People.

I NEED For Ya'll To Humor Me Taday!

I Am Sooooo Close To Smoking A Cigarette!
I Have Not Had One Since 1 in The Morning New Years Day


So I'll Ask Again!
What The Hell Are Ya'll Gonna Do With Yer Dead Animals!

 

[Mtn Rebel]

ohh humor is it

Well if it's dead animals you want i usally eat them but that depends on if i kill or catch them deer, rabbits and squirell are good. Turtles on the other hand are harder but make for good eating once you coax them out of their shells just got to be paitent with them.

Now depending on exotic animals fish or snakes n such depends on the snake got to make sure you eat him before he eats you, thats real important. Now fish on the other hand as long as they ain't pirhana's aint to bad as pets. BUt if you get on a binge diet you always got them for your morning drink just use your blender.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

K Well, I Think That This Board Is Filled

With Jerk Off MotherFuckers!

How's That!
Flame Away!

 

[lilfrk]

Damn It! There's no other...

Send them to the Pope.

 

[Calamity Jane]

The pets get buried... even the horses.

My sister actually dug up the remains of one of her cats when she moved, drove them 2 hours to mom's house and buried them out back with the other dead pets.

Now that I think about it though, a stuffed horse in the livingroom a la Trigger might be kind of cool. Do ya think I could have my husband stuffed too... just posed to look like he's asleep in the recliner?

Slippers, eh? Only if the cat was a persian.

 

[Mtn Rebel]

hmmmmm

Well i thought i was injecting a lil humor but i must have missed the mark.

Sorry RNAB.

 

[JazzManJim]

• Cat - Chinese Restaurant
• Dog - Korean Restaurant
• Horse - Roy Rogers Restaurant
• Goldfish - Flushability
• Relative - Stuff and use as hatrack
• Alligator - Flush when a baby and keep the Giant Mutant Sewer Monster population up.

 

[lilfrk]

LOL

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Humor!

Did You Say Humor, Mountain Rebel?!

LOL
Thanks It WAS Pretty Amusing.

JazzManJim?
Do You HAVE Those Beasts?
The Oriental Restraunt's Won't Take Them! They Don't Admit To These Things, Ya Know
Perhaps The Alligators Get So Big From Eating All That Wicked, Albino Mary Jane?

LittleFreak!
Enough Said

Originally Posted By-PaganCowgirl

Do ya think I could have my husband stuffed too... just posed to look like he's asleep in the recliner?

LOL LOL ROTFLMBO

I Was Thinking That I Would Have MY Husband Stuffed And Then Set Him Up In The Middle Of The Living Room Looking Bewildered!
That Is How I Would Like To Remember Him! LOL


ksmybuttons!
Would You Not HAve Liked Having Fifi's Fur Line Your Gloves Er Something?

Lovetoread?
You Are A Big Sucky Baby! LOL

I Don't Want Anybody Thinking That I Don't Love My Beasts Ta Death. But Ya Know, I Have Fed Them For Years, Loved Them FEr Years And Think That I Kinda Deserve A Coupla Pelts Outta The Deal!
If I Were To Die, I Would Want Them To Eat Me! LOL

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Humor!

The Oriental Restraunt's Won't Take Them! They Don't Admit To These Things, Ya Know

They may not admit it, but it's uncanny that if there's a stripmall with a vet in it, there's almost always an asian restaurant no more than three doors away!

 

[AnonEmouse]

I am going to take lots of time preparing them...

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Then I'm going to smoke them to cure them of their urges to take part in lab experiments.

Anon

 

[Mtn Rebel]

Oh i forgot something

Snails,


Now they ain't to much fun as pets but when they get a lil age on them they are good to eat.

 

[lovetoread]

Re: Humor!

Lovetoread?
You Are A Big Sucky Baby! LOL

Okay the truth?

The ones that I loved,I have them stuffed and given as christmas gifts to my friends and family. Nothing says love than a moldy cat staring at you 24/7.

The ones that I hated get put into the fruitcake and sent to those I dont like well. And now you know what one of the ingredients to a good fruitcake is.

 

[Mtn Rebel]

OUCHHHHH

Remind me never to get you P.O. at me lovetoread. I don't even like fruitcakes to begin with.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I Knew It Wasn't Newt Guts!

LOL@ lovetoread

We Should Bake Together Sometime

AnonEmouse Is About As Freaky As Lilfrk.

So Many Folks With No Idea What They Are Gonna Do With Their Beasts!!!

I KNOW, For A Fact, That Most Of This Flipping Board Has Animals...

Your Beast Dies, Passes Away, Bites The Bullet. What Are Ya Gonna Do With Them?

Inquiring Minds Wanna Know

 

[TigerClaw]

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[TigerClaw]

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[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Lovetoread Seems To Be In Lots Of

Sig Lines

Soooo Let Me Get This Straight.

You Do NOT Like Yer Brother's Doggie?

It Never Occured To Anyone To Skin, Stuff, Hack A Foot Off Of Yer Nice Little Pets After They Have Passed On?

Where The Hell Is Sparky!!??

Oh Yeah. He Never Reads My Threads

Just Got Another Wonderful Idea!
Pussy Cat Teeth Jewelry!


OWEN!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Welll Kinda

I Thought About Getting Them Stuffed, But Then I Would Not Be Using Them For All That They Are Worth. So The Idea Came To Me Of Skinning Them And Using The Fur To Line Something With...Slippers,Gloves Whatever I Please I Suppose

I'm Gonna Keep Their Tails Though!
They Will Make Wonderful Toys Fer The Next Set Of Shadow Beasts

That lovetoread Chick? She Is Yer Woman?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Feeding My New Betta

Makes Me HOT! LOL

He Is Such A Little Aggressoid

Now Him...
I'm Gonna Take To The Taxidermist, To Have Him Stuffed Then Mounted On A Piece Of Smoked Mirror He Will Be Beautiful!

 

[Wiggles]

I would cry my little eyes out.
Then I would take it up to my parent's house and have them bury it.