What your sex horoscope says about you

[Foxee Browne]

LEO
Dominant in relationships. Horny. Freak in bed. Always want the last word. Quiet. Caring. Smart.

CANCER
Very sexy. Talkative. Energetic. Sarcastic.Flirt. Outstanding kisser

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Freak in bed. Kind. Humble. Trustworthy. Has the last word.

LIBRA
Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Have own unique sexiness. Great in Bed. Good kisser !!!

CAPRICORN
Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants.

AQUARIUS
Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Extremely energetic. Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to f*ck with. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.

TAURUS
Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremly outgoing. Outstanding kisser.

GEMINI
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a Fighter But Still Punch Your Lights Out .Trustworthy

VIRGO
Great talker. Sexy. Always Horny. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Great kisser.

SCORPIO
Predict future. Most erotic. Rare to find. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed.

SAGITTARIUS
Spontanious. Horny. Sexy. Funny. High sex appeal. Good in bed. Rare to find. Energetic. Good when found. Great kisser. Loves being in long relationships.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

TAURUS
Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremly outgoing. Outstanding kisser.


I dunno how accurate that is. Will have to consult with Vella.

 

[vampiredust]

VIRGO

Great talker. Sexy. Always Horny. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Great kisser.

Always horny?

that explains the bulge in my pants. Thought a banana had slipped down there.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

LEO
Dominant in relationships. Horny. Freak in bed. Always want the last word. Quiet. Caring. Smart.

hmm i dont know about dominant...

horny hellll yes.



Hiw can i always want the last word AND be a quiet person?! how?!

 

[cloudy]

CANCER
Very sexy. Talkative. Energetic. Sarcastic (no kidding?). Flirt. Outstanding kisser

 

[Svenskaflicka]

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to f*ck with. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.

No shit, Sherlock. I went out the weekend before last, but I didn't find any suitable prey.

 

[slyc_willie]

LIBRA
Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Have own unique sexiness. Great in Bed. Good kisser !!!

*Ahem*

I like to think that's all true, but ultimately, it's not my opinion that matters . . . .

 

[Foxee Browne]

SCORPIO
Predict future. Most erotic. Rare to find. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

VIRGO
Great talker. Sexy. Always Horny. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Great kisser.

I don't know how to have fun...

Though the rest is pretty true

 

[slyc_willie]

CANCER
Very sexy. Talkative. Energetic. Sarcastic (no kidding?). Flirt. Outstanding kisser

You? Sarcastic? Nah . . . .

 

[slyc_willie]

I don't know how to have fun...

Though the rest is pretty true

Oh, come on . . . you're a riot!

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Freak in bed. Kind. Humble. Trustworthy. Has the last word.

It forgot Mouthy, Bitchy and will stalk at a moment's notice.

 

[ltnsfr007]

I don't have one

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I don't have one

Born in a leap year on the 29th of feb?

 

[slyc_willie]

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Freak in bed. Kind. Humble. Trustworthy. Has the last word.

It forgot Mouthy, Bitchy and will stalk at a moment's notice.

Also, contentious, sarcastic, brutally honest, edgy . . .

Oh, sorry

 

[_Lynn_]

Capricorn

Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.

Irresistible, awesome kisser. Great talker.

Always gets what he or she wants.





Pretty close to Me

 

[Liar]

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Freak in bed. Kind. Humble. Trustworthy. Has the last word.

And apparently, a little bi-polar.

 

[CeriseNoire]

SAGITTARIUS
Spontaneous. Horny. Sexy. Funny. High sex appeal. Good in bed. Rare to find. Energetic. Good when found. Great kisser. Loves being in long relationships.

I've been know to have trouble with that last one, but I'm trying .

 

[LadyCibelle]

GEMINI
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a Fighter But Still Punch Your Lights Out .Trustworthy

Am I the only one whose trustworthiness equals boring for most people?

 

[Guest]

LEO - hubby
Dominant in relationships. Horny. Freak in bed. Always want the last word. Quiet. Caring. Smart.

AQUARIUS - me!
Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Extremely energetic. Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

 

[Seamus123]

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to f*ck with. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.

Well, i'm pretty sure that's bullshit

 

[yui]

CAPRICORN
Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants.

Bwahahahaha! Tho, I can kiss.

And apparently, a little bi-polar.

And somehow it works for you, yummy Swede-honey-cake-baby-sweetness. Just sayin' ....

 

[impressive]

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to f*ck with. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.

 

[yui]

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to f*ck with. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.

I've decided on the spot ... I wanna be you, Imp.

 

[TE999]

Cancer.

Very sexy--check.

Talkative--check.

Energetic--check.

Sarcastic--double check.

Flirt--triple check.

Outstanding kisser--off the scale.

Very perceptive that horoscope.