What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Taegul]

Well, this is just an overdose of awkward. Coincidentally, Overdose of Awkward is also the name of my new band...

 

[SlyderInside]

Ok, great, but why is the band here?

 

[HoosierPapi]

Ok, great, but why is the band here?

Ask who was better, me or the sheep laying between us?

 

[Cat]

Ask who was better, me or the sheep laying between us?

Toss the sheep.. and let me sleep some more, will ya?

 

[SlyderInside]

Toss the sheep.. and let me sleep some more, will ya?

As long as that means I can keep cuddling up while you sleep

 

[Biggalute]

Toss the sheep.. and let me sleep some more, will ya?

I can't toss sheep unless you untie me

 

[HoosierPapi]

As long as that means I can keep cuddling up while you sleep

Wait, did I get thrown out with the sheep?

 

[HoosierPapi]

I can't toss sheep unless you untie me

Sorry the sheep ate the keys to the cuffs

 

[HoosierPapi]

I miss my sheep

 

[Cat]

Silly... I use ropes.. Not cuffs.

Now be a dear and stay quiet, or I will have to gag you.

 

[HoosierPapi]

Silly... I use ropes.. Not cuffs.

Now be a dear and stay quiet, or I will have to gag you.

Ok, but can you put a blindfold on the donkey. He’s starting to creep me out.

 

[Cat]

Ok, but can you put a blindfold on the donkey. He’s starting to creep me out.

No.

Now, enjoy the gag.. I am going for a run.

 

[Coyote100]

Let's spend the rest of the day heŕe. How lucky can l be.

 

[Kittycity]

Let's spend the rest of the day heŕe. How lucky can l be.

I can think of a 100 reasons not to get out of bed..

 

[Joxlrg]

Lets do it again

 

[HoosierPapi]

No.

Now, enjoy the gag.. I am going for a run.

Why does this gag smell like chlorophorm?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Why does this gag smell like chlorophorm?

Did the front desk give me the wrong room key?

 

[TheMrBurns]

Coffee, tea, or round three?

 

[Taegul]

I'd ask if he was Montgomery Burns from The Simpsons. That guy is rich! But then, Mr. Smithers would be there also. Not my most awkward morning TBH.

 

[HoosierPapi]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[HoosierPapi]

Did the front desk give me the wrong room key?

I bribed him to switch your key,

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

Da fuck did I drink last night?!

 

[HoosierPapi]

You couldn’t taste the Rohypnol could you?

 

[bashfull]

You couldn’t taste the Rohypnol could you?

Thank goodness we both still have our clothes on

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Thank goodness we both still have our clothes on

Ok snow white better be in the bathroom, or I drank too much shine last night.