What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Biggalute]

Will you stay still.. your dancing dick is making my neck hurt!

Promise you won't scream

 

[Kittycity]

Promise you won't scream

Promise you will make me want to scream

 

[Qky75]

Ummm...those aren't pillows!!!

 

[Taegul]

I'm in for stealing wheelchairs from the retirement home and selling them online. What are you in for?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I'm in for stealing wheelchairs from the retirement home and selling them online. What are you in for?

Aw dang I thought this was the orgy. Instead I spent all night stealing wheel chairs.

 

[WerdNerd]

Aw dang I thought this was the orgy. Instead I spent all night stealing wheel chairs.

That was some dance

 

[Shenanigans90]

That was some dance

Sorry but when I saw that horse cock I had to say neigh. I’m making you oats for breakfast.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sorry but when I saw that horse cock I had to say neigh. I’m making you oats for breakfast.

I'm so glad I wasn't drinking when I read this!
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That party was crazy!!!

 

[cactusjack0584]

I'm so glad I wasn't drinking when I read this!
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That party was crazy!!!

Oh why hello

 

[fishnfool]

Ummmm, this is awkward.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Ummmm, this is awkward.

More or less awkward because I sleep naked?

 

[WerdNerd]

More or less awkward because I sleep naked?

Not awkward at all since we're both naked.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Not awkward at all since we're both naked.

Only awkward if one of us makes it awkward

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wouldn’t be the first time I woke up naked in a bed with someone I didn’t know

 

[WerdNerd]

Only awkward if one of us makes it awkward

Perfectly natural

 

[cactusjack0584]

Perfectly natural

And I don’t do it for sexy reasons, apparently my body temp increases exponentially when I sleep

 

[WerdNerd]

And I don’t do it for sexy reasons, apparently my body temp increases exponentially when I sleep

Things did get pretty hot last night.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Good Morning

 

[WerdNerd]

Wouldn’t be the first time I woke up naked in a bed with someone I didn’t know

Don't mind the morning wood I always wake up hard.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Things did get pretty hot last night.

Maybe for you… I sleep like a dead person

 

[cactusjack0584]

Don't mind the morning wood I always wake up hard.

Me too

 

[RipleNStllWtr]

Well Hello

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Crazy Dead Show

 

[CuriousJInLA]

Crazy Dead Show

You beat me to it!

 

[fishnfool]

More or less awkward because I sleep naked?

More cause I do too!