What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

I am mortified @base10 ... I swear I have no idea how I have ended up here ... wait, this is my bed
 
Dearest sir, you seem to be in some need this morn. Wouldeth thou like to pretendeth that I am Kate Middleton so that you can sayeth that thou gotteth a blowethjob from the future queen? Or wouldst thou prefereth to pretendeth that I am that walking mattress knowneth as Prince Harry's plus-one? :unsure:
 
Dearest sir, you seem to be in some need this morn. Wouldeth thou like to pretendeth that I am Kate Middleton so that you can sayeth that thou gotteth a blowethjob from the future queen? Or wouldst thou prefereth to pretendeth that I am that walking mattress knowneth as Prince Harry's plus-one? :unsure:
Kate would be the first pick, but lets just pretend your a hot Dr who I am going to find out dirty your spanish can be!😉
 
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