What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Photog1rl]

Coffee, tea or me?

 

[secretcyberlust7]

Did we have sex last night?

 

[Him15]

Did we have sex last night?

god i hope not

 

[kathyisgr65]

feel free to take a cold shower..no coffee

 

[Him15]

can i have tea?

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Only Earl Grey

 

[deft]

We meet again, Mr Bond!

 

[Man4mystery]

My pillow tastes wonderful

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Ahem, that’s not a pillow you’re tasting

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Wait … where do I know you from?

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Damn dude. You weren't supposed to cum

 

[kreemi_pi]

Damn dude. You weren't supposed to cum

Fuck me daddy

 

[Liberia]

Fuck me daddy

You can call me daddy, no problem, darlin'.

 

[LostHorizon]

You can call me daddy, no problem, darlin'.

Really? Fuck me daddy…?

Just doesn’t seem right.

 

[Treeview]

That’s my bottom you’re trying to fluff.

Dang…imagine my embarrassment…I’m out of film. What do we do?

@Photog1rl

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Dang…imagine my embarrassment…I’m out of film. What do we do?

@Photog1rl

Dude. You fucking skipped a whole page.

But I forgive you. Be gentle.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I thought you were dead

 

[Noone45]

It was crazy
Let's do it again

 

[kreemi_pi]

It was crazy
Let's do it again

Wake up it's afterNoone already!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Wake up it's afterNoone already!

Are we having breakfast before we shower or after?

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Are we having breakfast before we shower or after?

Cough
Cough

Did I pass?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Cough
Cough

Did I pass?

no idea. I was already gone when you woke up. No more drinking for me. You never know what you’re going home with

 

[cheekygirl75]

no idea. I was already gone when you woke up. No more drinking for me. You never know what you’re going home with

Brunch? Best thing for a hangover!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Brunch? Best thing for a hangover!

A freak in both kinds of sheets!

 

[Taegul]

Thank God you're not Bill Cosby.