What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Animaul]

Respectfully, I do not want a ride

 

[Wouldlovetoo]

God, is it Saturday already?

 

[NightOfPassion2]

Lucky day...let's make it a lucky night

 

[kathyisgr65]

Uhh hi

 

[Girly_girl]

Sorry wrong room

 

[1Beachbum25]

Oh my

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

you look familiar... or are those my sleepy eyes?
please tell me you have coffee ready...

 

[Justabaldguy70]

you look familiar... or are those my sleepy eyes?
please tell me you have coffee ready...

Pinch me I must be dreaming

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

I'd probably either grumble and go back to sleep or scream incoherently until he left (then go back to sleep)

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Go back to sleep because it must be a dream. It’s a sound strategy

 

[deft]

Keep your bloody legs still, will you.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Keep your bloody legs still, will you.

1. Are there pancakes?
2. Do you remember what happened last night?
3. Oh no, I remember, I just want to make sure you are aware of your actions

 

[Wriggle]

You've got a great bum, but why is it so cold?

 

[sister jenny]

You've got a great bum, but why is it so cold?

Not again!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

She must've seen my Spreadsheets

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

She must've seen my Spreadsheets

I saw his spreadsheet for my bank balance since that deal and passed out.

 

[SimplyMsT]

Holy cannoli ... where did you come from???

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Someone said cannoli?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Someone said cannoli?

*gets butler to bring plate of cannoli's up at once*

 

[Chloe_Harper]

*gets butler to bring plate of cannoli's up at once*

Butler service?! Hey, so are you cool if after last night we are like a super casual thing but I also live here now?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Butler service?! Hey, so are you cool if after last night we are like a super casual thing but I also live here now?

Look at all these empty wine bottles.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Look at all these empty wine bottles.

Then why is the bathtub full of gin?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Then why is the bathtub full of gin?

We invited more people, remember?

 

[brdplt]

We invited more people, remember?

Celebrate?!

 

[MissRadiant]

Celebrate?!

Wanted to celebrate hump day early with tacos and alcohol.