What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[MedicalMuse]

No thanks

Do you have coffee?

 

[Him15]

Nope call room service its only 5pm

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Where did Halle Berry go?

 

[Him15]

Oh you were extra drunk last night huh

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

It was you who left toothpaste in the sink? Gross! I’m outa here.

 

[Him15]

Wait I didn't bring a toothbrush, there must be a third brusher

 

[barefootgirl69]

You didn't bring a toothbrush? Even more gross!

 

[Apisto42]

You didn't bring a toothbrush? Even more gross!

Where’s my false teeth?

 

[Him15]

You didn't bring a toothbrush? Even more gross!

In fairness I don't know where I am

 

[barefootgirl69]

Where’s my false teeth?

We played hockey with them, remember?

 

[Apisto42]

We played hockey with them, remember?

Did I get around all the bases?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Did I get around all the bases?

Who's on first?

 

[Him15]

Who's on first?

What, wait no he's on 2nd

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Don't start that, again.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Don't start that, again.

Who are you, where am I, and how did I get this lucky?

 

[LostHorizon]

Who are you, where am I, and how did I get this lucky?

How do I pronounce your username?

 

[SimplyMsT]

Shall we go again?

 

[base10]

Head down, ass up

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

How'd you get here?

 

[Apisto42]

The Talking Heads sent me.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Stop hogging all the blankets!!

 

[tugger1987]

Stop hogging all the blankets!!

I will keep you warm if you wish

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

You scratched me with your beard

 

[KinkyLaughs]

No man...lets not speak of this!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Good morning