What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Cjbdd]

This is different

Giddy up cowboy

 

[Bebode]

Giddy up cowboy

“Don’t mind me…..I’ll get my coat”

 

[cowboyup6977]

Giddy up cowboy

Good morning

 

[Girly_girl]

Good morning

What the hell did I drink last night?

 

[cowboyup6977]

What the hell did I drink last night?

If you have to ask
I would say too much

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Wrong room.

 

[Cjbdd]

Wrong room.

Whoa I was drunker than I thought ....hello

 

[johnsmith190812]

Probably apologizing for a poor performance

 

[Oldermom935]

wondering if there was a performance?

 

[fullservice65]

"Oh, hi."

 

[johnsmith190812]

wondering if there was a performance?

Either you’d have felt it or we’d have some making up to do

 

[Oldermom935]

Either you’d have felt it or we’d have some making up to do

Reaching over for the bottle. Realizing he's still here and I can see him.....

 

[johnsmith190812]

Reaching over for the bottle. Realizing he's still here and I can see him.....

Ain’t no sex like drunk sex

 

[Oldermom935]

Ain’t no sex like drunk sex

I'm so confused I'm an older mom virgin.

 

[johnsmith190812]

I'm so confused I'm an older mom virgin.

Now you’ve got me confused

 

[Oldermom935]

Now you’ve got me confused

You? How do you think I feel.

 

[johnsmith190812]

You? How do you think I feel.

Guess we’d need to put the puzzle pieces together and find out what happened

 

[Oldermom935]

Guess we’d need to put the puzzle pieces together and find out what happened

Okay hun. You have had a strap on used on you right?

 

[johnsmith190812]

Okay hun. You have had a strap on used on you right?

No mam

 

[Oldermom935]

No mam

Don't worry John I'll be gentle. There's always a first time for everything.

 

[johnsmith190812]

Don't worry John I'll be gentle. There's always a first time for everything.

Just use lube at least

 

[Oldermom935]

Just use lube at least

Oh please. Don't you want the full experience?

 

[johnsmith190812]

Oh please. Don't you want the full experience?

Not the first time

 

[Oldermom935]

Not the first time

So you're saying there's going to be more than one? And you're open to this? You're not from that town where the men are men and the Sheep are scared?

 

[johnsmith190812]

So you're saying there's going to be more than one? And you're open to this? You're not from that town where the men are men and the Sheep are scared?

Guess not, and guess if it’s good why not