what would you never have the nerve to do in public be?

[HARDKOREBJ]

sing

 

[Angel]

Anything sexual.

Other than that I'm very un-shy.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Are we talking "on stage"...because I sing all the time and that doesn't bother me.

I wouldn't have sex on stage...but maybe behind it.

 

[pabloback]

can i meet you behind the stage?

 

[SimplySouthern]

well, alright but you owe me!

 

[pabloback]

owe you big time

 

[nasty]

In public? I'll assume that means ANYWHERE outside my house. Masterbate,(oh wait, I do that ALL the time during a sexy movie.) UM...have sex.

 

[pabloback]

UM...have sex.

didnt know you did that indoors either

 

[vlvtelvis]

I would never have the nerve to show my face in public again if I ever uttered a sentence as gramaticly poor as the one starting this thread.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

or if you spelled "gramatically" incorrectly, right?

 

[nasty]

didnt know you did that indoors either

I don't. Let me rephrase, WHEN I have sex.

 

[Mensa]

It's true, it's true

I wouldn't have sex on stage...but maybe behind it.

There is a way of curing your stage fright. Want me to show you how?

 

[Gilly Bean]

Sing, or talk on stage, or in a crowd. I can get up, and dance till my lil heart is content, but I freeze up if I have to speak in anyway shape or form.

Needless to say, I was usless in Drama club.

 

[Mensa]

I stilll have nightmares

Sing, or talk on stage, or in a crowd. I can get up, and dance till my lil heart is content, but I freeze up if I have to speak in anyway shape or form.

Needless to say, I was usless in Drama club.

They say the best way to overcome your fear of public speaking is to imagine your audience in their underwear.

I tried that once when I had to give an address at a senior citizens home.

My God, I still can't get that image out of my head!!

 

[Gilly Bean]

Re: I stilll have nightmares

They say the best way to overcome your fear of public speaking is to imagine your audience in their underwear.

I tried that once when I had to give an address at a senior citizens home.

My God, I still can't get that image out of my head!!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


Edited cause i made it LONG, and it was annoying even me

 

[nasty]

I NEVER got that. I'd pr4obably be laughing the entire time. The best way to overcome public speaking, is good ole fashion PRACTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had to do ALOT of it for a college course. Sometimes, you just have to keep telling yourself, "Screw-ups are human.' Taking some good heavy breaths beforehand also helps.

 

[nasty]

This will be disgusting

I thought I'd warn you before you read. I'd NEVER take a shit in public. Or a piss, actually.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Re: This will be disgusting

I thought I'd warn you before you read. I'd NEVER take a shit in public. Or a piss, actually.

Now that you mention that... I have this weird obsession with public bathrooms. I hate.. HATE.... going to the bathroom knowing there is someone else in there listening. It doesn't bother me in crowded bathrooms, but in quiet ones, with like one or two others in there... I can't do it. Unless I am literally on the verge of pissing my pants, I will hold it until the people leave. It is twice as bad if I have to take a shit. I just can't stand people knowing that I might not be feeling good, or whatever the case is.

Just can't do it.

 

[nasty]

I don't like public restrooms, either. I ALWAYS feel for the guy next to me when he farts. Maybe he doesn't care, but I sure would. But, "When ya gotta go, ya gotta go."

 

[Gilly Bean]

Glad I'm not alone! My husband laughed so hard when I told him of my aversion to public bathrooms! He finds it hilarious that I get all uncomfortable like that.

 

[nasty]

Personally speaking

#2's don't bother me as much as #1's. Being disabled, I use a catheter. So, I HATE when I have to dump my urine. I usually try to wait until the room is empty, or I just flush it quickly. Having to dump it, instead of it coming directly from my dick has ALWAYS made me a little self-conscience.

 

[Mensa]

Stop it!!

I ALWAYS feel for the guy next to me when he farts.

Fastest way I know to get in a fight or end up with an "unfortunate" reputation.

 

[nasty]

Sorry,

Devil made me do it.LOL