what would you do if............

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Suppose you are heterosexual, male or female, it doesn't matter...and you are blindfolded and restrained. As you sit there, you are given the most mind numbingly good oral sex you've ever had and you cum like a beast.

The blindfold is taken off and you discover that the person between your legs is the same sex as you.

What would you do?
 
Suppose you are heterosexual, male or female, it doesn't matter...and you are blindfolded and restrained. As you sit there, you are given the most mind numbingly good oral sex you've ever had and you cum like a beast.

The blindfold is taken off and you discover that the person between your legs is the same sex as you.

What would you do?

Hope she was hot....

Other than that, I wouldn't be surprised, but that's just me. ;)
 
Suppose you are heterosexual, male or female, it doesn't matter...and you are blindfolded and restrained. As you sit there, you are given the most mind numbingly good oral sex you've ever had and you cum like a beast.

The blindfold is taken off and you discover that the person between your legs is the same sex as you.

What would you do?

I'd say "Thank you, may I have another?"

:p
 
It would require a bit of self-reflection to get over the initial shock. Then I'm not sure how I would react.
 
It would require a bit of self-reflection to get over the initial shock. Then I'm not sure how I would react.

That answer is so YOU!


If it happens to Arty, I will get to hear all about it. I kind of think I'm hoping it DOES :D
 
That answer is so YOU!


If it happens to Arty, I will get to hear all about it. I kind of think I'm hoping it DOES :D

Was I supposed to answer as if I was someone else? :confused:

You would just love to hear all about it....as my face turned varying degrees of the Pantone spectrum. :D
 
Was I supposed to answer as if I was someone else? :confused:

You would just love to hear all about it....as my face turned varying degrees of the Pantone spectrum. :D

no, you were to answer for you, it's just the answer was so VERY you.



and just wouldn't I. I might have to tape it for future enjoyment!!!!!
 
Suppose you are heterosexual, male or female, it doesn't matter...and you are blindfolded and restrained. As you sit there, you are given the most mind numbingly good oral sex you've ever had and you cum like a beast.

The blindfold is taken off and you discover that the person between your legs is the same sex as you.

What would you do?
This sounds like Christopher Walken's hypothetical horse/centaur interview on SNL :D

"So let's say hypothetically you can have sex with the backend and it's guaranteed to be the greatest sex you ever had but you'd never know if it was a horse or a centaur..."
"Hmm... you know, that's pretty intriguing. If I'd really never know I guess I would."
"It was a horse."
"Oh come on!"
"It was a horse, deal with it."

*collapses into giggles*
 
Reminds me of an old Rodney rude joke...

"You know what I hate. I hate it when you're lying back in bed, and your eyes are closed. Your girlfriend's up and then you feel your dick being licked. You get sucked off, cum absolute buckets and then open your eyes...

And there's the dog licking its lips."

:eek:
 
Reminds me of an old Rodney rude joke...

"You know what I hate. I hate it when you're lying back in bed, and your eyes are closed. Your girlfriend's up and then you feel your dick being licked. You get sucked off, cum absolute buckets and then open your eyes...

And there's the dog licking its lips."

:eek:
There's the Dane Cook bit about his gay roommate too... Dane wakes up to find his roommate sucking his cock, freaks out and says, "Finish and get out!" :D
 
Suppose you are heterosexual, male or female, it doesn't matter...and you are blindfolded and restrained. As you sit there, you are given the most mind numbingly good oral sex you've ever had and you cum like a beast.

The blindfold is taken off and you discover that the person between your legs is the same sex as you.

What would you do?


I'd open up a can of whoop ass on him. :D
 
Log it as a nice experience - but I wouldn't plan on returning the compliment or repeating it.
 
Reminds me of an old Rodney rude joke...

"You know what I hate. I hate it when you're lying back in bed, and your eyes are closed. Your girlfriend's up and then you feel your dick being licked. You get sucked off, cum absolute buckets and then open your eyes...

And there's the dog licking its lips."

:eek:

:eek:

LoL. Shit, that was funny.
 
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