What would you do if....

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Think about it. There are so many possibilities..... So have fun with this!

What would you do if I asked you out for coffee?

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?

....

Or ask/answer something... anything....

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?

I would scream "Fuck yeah" and finally get to use all this shit I have been stockpiling for years!

What would you do if I showed up outside your house blasting Kid Rock, wearing nothing but a speedo and a bandolier full of shotgun shells, smoking a blunt and yelled get in motherfucker!?

 

[OldSoldier96]

Think about it. There are so many possibilities..... So have fun with this!

What would you do if I asked you out for coffee?

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?

....

Or ask/answer something... anything....

I’d definitely accept. We could discuss and debate our preferences of firearms for the zombie apocalypse, certain situations and such.
Aliens I’d probably inform you I’d be the first human who’d probably end up paying intergalactic child support if they come in female form.

 

[Cat]

I would scream "Fuck yeah" and finally get to use all this shit I have been stockpiling for years!

What would you do if I showed up outside your house blasting Kid Rock, wearing nothing but a speedo and a bandolier full of shotgun shells, smoking a blunt and yelled get in motherfucker!?

Jump out the window, borrowing someone's pink feather boa and that old man's fedora on the way, while screaming: I AM COMING THELMA!!

What would you do if you woke up all tied up and covered in post-its.. But right beside me?

 

[GetNerdy]

Jump out the window, borrowing someone's pink feather boa and that old man's fedora on the way, while screaming: I AM COMING THELMA!!

What would you do if you woke up all tied up and covered in post-its.. But right beside me?

I'd be like "AGAIN, REALLY? But ok. But it's not even Monday."

what would you do if.. i painted you a picture but it was just awful?

 

[Loyalish1245]

I would laugh because I’m the worst painter on the planet, and I am amused by bad artwork.

What would you do if I showed up at your house with the five course meal, but I told you you had to eat it with your hands

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

What would you do if you woke up all tied up and covered in post-its.. But right beside me?

I would arrange them in a heart shape around my penis and ask you to autograph each one while I apologized to the guy above me for kicking him out of the way for drawing such a horrible pic

what would you do if I asked you to tattoo my initials on your ass cheek?

 

[Loyalish1245]

I would arrange them in a heart shape around my penis and ask you to autograph each one while I apologized to the guy above me for kicking him out of the way for drawing such a horrible pic

what would you do if I asked you to tattoo my initials on your ass cheek?

Say sure, but they’re gonna have to be a pretty big font because I’ve got a big ass.

Would you rather eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting or drink a gallon of beer in one sitting?

 

[GetNerdy]

I would arrange them in a heart shape around my penis and ask you to autograph each one while I apologized to the guy above me for kicking him out of the way for drawing such a horrible pic

Man it's fine, I'm tied up and covered in post-its, just roll me outta the way

 

[GetNerdy]

Would you rather eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting or drink a gallon of beer in one sitting?

chocolate, easy.

Who wants to come for a 5k run? I suddenly have a huge sugar rush and massive calorie offset.

 

[Loyalish1245]

chocolate, easy.

Who wants to come for a 5k run? I suddenly have a huge sugar rush and massive calorie offset.

I would rather walk 20 miles then run a 5K

 

[Cat]

chocolate, easy.

Who wants to come for a 5k run? I suddenly have a huge sugar rush and massive calorie offset.

Meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Pick me, pick me!!

What would you do if I did not want to stop after 5 km?

 

[GetNerdy]

Meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Pick me, pick me!!

What would you do if I did not want to stop after 5 km?

I'll offer to help you with strength training. Enjoy giving me a piggyback
(I'll make it up to you)

What would you do if someone offered you their hottest of hot nudes but they turned out to be politically opposed to you?

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'll offer to help you with strength training. Enjoy giving me a piggyback
(I'll make it up to you)

What would you do if someone offered you their hottest of hot nudes but they turned out to be politically opposed to you?

I don’t care about nudes anyway, so I’d say absolutely no.

What would you do if you had to trek across any country?

 

[Cat]

I don’t care about nudes anyway, so I’d say absolutely no.

What would you do if you had to trek across any country?

Get some really good shoes and socks!
And layers.. making lists..

What season? The terrain..

When are we leaving?! ...

What would you do if you had to catch your own dinner?

 

[GetNerdy]

What would you do if you had to catch your own dinner?

buy a book on foraging.. and look out for wild picnic baskets

What would you do if someone excitedly came up to you raving about this amazing new band that was going to be huge, but it just turned out to be The Beatles who they'd never ever heard?

 

[Loyalish1245]

buy a book on foraging.. and look out for wild picnic baskets

What would you do if someone excitedly came up to you raving about this amazing new band that was going to be huge, but it just turned out to be The Beatles who they'd never ever heard?

Die a little inside and humor them.

Fly or drive on a cross country trip

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I would scream "Fuck yeah" and finally get to use all this shit I have been stockpiling for years!

What would you do if I showed up outside your house blasting Kid Rock, wearing nothing but a speedo and a bandolier full of shotgun shells, smoking a blunt and yelled get in motherfucker!?

I'd yell, "let me grab my knives!" Then jump out the window blowing my Aztec Death Whistle

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I’d definitely accept. We could discuss and debate our preferences of firearms for the zombie apocalypse, certain situations and such.
Aliens I’d probably inform you I’d be the first human who’d probably end up paying intergalactic child support if they come in female form.

I don't know whether or not to bring my shotgun or restraining order. LMAO!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Jump out the window, borrowing someone's pink feather boa and that old man's fedora on the way, while screaming: I AM COMING THELMA!!

What would you do if you woke up all tied up and covered in post-its.. But right beside me?

I'd probably look around, smile and ask if they're recycled post-its. LMAO

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I would laugh because I’m the worst painter on the planet, and I am amused by bad artwork.

What would you do if I showed up at your house with the five course meal, but I told you you had to eat it with your hands

Ahem... I'm Mexican... give me a tortilla and I'm good eating with my hands! LOL

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I didn't think anyone would actually respond to this thread. You're all too freaking funny and I love it! Thank you! So far, I've learned that I need to come up with hilarious post-apocalyptic, cross-country, backpacking, post-it filled, adventure! LMAO

 

[snexxer]

WWYD if it was announced that all electricity was being switched off.

 

[Stephie02]

Think about it. There are so many possibilities..... So have fun with this!

What would you do if I asked you out for coffee?

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?

....

Or ask/answer something... anything....

Say yes

2 and 3 freak the fuck out!

 

[subdudeme13]

Think about it. There are so many possibilities..... So have fun with this!

What would you do if I asked you out for coffee?

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?

....

Or ask/answer something... anything....

I can't think beyond coffee!