What would you do if....

LatinaCarmen1980

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Think about it. There are so many possibilities..... So have fun with this!

What would you do if I asked you out for coffee?

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?

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Or ask/answer something... anything....
 
What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?
I would scream "Fuck yeah" and finally get to use all this shit I have been stockpiling for years! 🤣🤣🤣

What would you do if I showed up outside your house blasting Kid Rock, wearing nothing but a speedo and a bandolier full of shotgun shells, smoking a blunt and yelled get in motherfucker!? 🤣🤣🤣
 
Think about it. There are so many possibilities..... So have fun with this!

What would you do if I asked you out for coffee?

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?

....

Or ask/answer something... anything....
I’d definitely accept. We could discuss and debate our preferences of firearms for the zombie apocalypse, certain situations and such.
Aliens I’d probably inform you I’d be the first human who’d probably end up paying intergalactic child support if they come in female form. 🤦‍♂️
 
I would scream "Fuck yeah" and finally get to use all this shit I have been stockpiling for years! 🤣🤣🤣

What would you do if I showed up outside your house blasting Kid Rock, wearing nothing but a speedo and a bandolier full of shotgun shells, smoking a blunt and yelled get in motherfucker!? 🤣🤣🤣

Jump out the window, borrowing someone's pink feather boa and that old man's fedora on the way, while screaming: I AM COMING THELMA!! 😎😂

What would you do if you woke up all tied up and covered in post-its.. But right beside me? 😏
 
Jump out the window, borrowing someone's pink feather boa and that old man's fedora on the way, while screaming: I AM COMING THELMA!! 😎😂

What would you do if you woke up all tied up and covered in post-its.. But right beside me? 😏
I'd be like "AGAIN, REALLY? But ok. But it's not even Monday."

what would you do if.. i painted you a picture but it was just awful?
 
I would laugh because I’m the worst painter on the planet, and I am amused by bad artwork.

What would you do if I showed up at your house with the five course meal, but I told you you had to eat it with your hands
 
What would you do if you woke up all tied up and covered in post-its.. But right beside me? 😏
I would arrange them in a heart shape around my penis and ask you to autograph each one while I apologized to the guy above me for kicking him out of the way for drawing such a horrible pic 🤣🤣🤣🤣

what would you do if I asked you to tattoo my initials on your ass cheek?
 
I would arrange them in a heart shape around my penis and ask you to autograph each one while I apologized to the guy above me for kicking him out of the way for drawing such a horrible pic 🤣🤣🤣🤣

what would you do if I asked you to tattoo my initials on your ass cheek?
Say sure, but they’re gonna have to be a pretty big font because I’ve got a big ass.

Would you rather eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting or drink a gallon of beer in one sitting?
 
I'll offer to help you with strength training. Enjoy giving me a piggyback 😂
(I'll make it up to you)

What would you do if someone offered you their hottest of hot nudes but they turned out to be politically opposed to you?
I don’t care about nudes anyway, so I’d say absolutely no.

What would you do if you had to trek across any country?
 
I would scream "Fuck yeah" and finally get to use all this shit I have been stockpiling for years! 🤣🤣🤣

What would you do if I showed up outside your house blasting Kid Rock, wearing nothing but a speedo and a bandolier full of shotgun shells, smoking a blunt and yelled get in motherfucker!? 🤣🤣🤣
I'd yell, "let me grab my knives!" Then jump out the window blowing my Aztec Death Whistle
 
I’d definitely accept. We could discuss and debate our preferences of firearms for the zombie apocalypse, certain situations and such.
Aliens I’d probably inform you I’d be the first human who’d probably end up paying intergalactic child support if they come in female form. 🤦‍♂️
I don't know whether or not to bring my shotgun or restraining order. LMAO!
 
I didn't think anyone would actually respond to this thread. You're all too freaking funny and I love it! Thank you! So far, I've learned that I need to come up with hilarious post-apocalyptic, cross-country, backpacking, post-it filled, adventure! LMAO
 
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