What would you do if you were sitting on a park bench & a man with make up & hairspray sat next to you?

[SgtSpiderMan]

And he said that:
* Windmills are causing cancer.
* Immigrants eat pets.
* Toilets don’t flush the way they used to.
* We should buy Greenland.

 

[Buffy47]

I'd say

* windmills that blow with no wind are untrustworthy
*yes they do but when does a pet become a farm animal
*blame it on the plumbers cutting corners
*yes but we will need a Lawnmower for all the greenery

 

[Lance_Castro]

I’d say “Hello Mrs Spidertwat”.

 

[schism666]

Toilets don’t flush the way they used to.

imagine how confusing australian toilets are for the senile old fuck (not talking about lance here.)

 

[MajorRewrite]

• and then he shat his diaper.

 

[Bray123]

And then tried to sell you a ticket to go to a church with him for $200,000.

 

[dmallord]

And he said that:
* Windmills are causing cancer.
* Immigrants eat pets.
* Toilets don’t flush the way they used to.
* We should buy Greenland.

If he wore a diaper
and the wind was blowing my way
I'd stand up and walk away.

 

[Lazaran]

If he wore a diaper
and the wind was blowing my way
I'd stand up and walk away.

That orange POS always wears a diaper…and it wouldn’t matter which way the wind was blowing - you would still be able to smell that orange POS.

 

[dmallord]

Hahaha!

You sad fucks have been hanging on every word of the Wealthiest US President of All Time ….looking to make retarded schoolchild jokes about him….daily since 2015.

Losers.
Lol

"Losers!
"Hahaha.
"LOL."

Without fail, that's the classic response of lance-a-loser.

 

[dmallord]

it’s painfully obvious , Lord Mallard.

You could... you know, do an about-face and turn to the better, Lance. It's never too late to make amends for your shamefaced antics here. Repent. Repent! REPENT, sinner.

 

[dmallord]

You’re such a Winner, Ducky!

Smart, too!

You probably have a YUGE penis, ja?

( how’s that)

Failed attempt to communicate, I see. Sad that.

Going to take some time and effort, but I am holding onto a few grains of faith in you. I know you can do better. Go on. Let what your parents taught you shine through for a few moments, and drop the sarcasm for a change. You did good up above in the thread... that was a start.

 

[Saint_Ann]

And he said that:
* Windmills are causing cancer.
* Immigrants eat pets.
* Toilets don’t flush the way they used to.
* We should buy Greenland.

I'd tell him to put a shirt on.