What would YOU do if you saw this??

[Jennitalia]

You are shopping at the grocery store, you see a pretty and busty lady in front of you and she bends down to grab an item from the bottom shelf, she comes up and her nipple popped out. Would you say anything? Or would you look for a bit, perhaps say something afterwards??
What if she was having a drink at the bar by herself and a similiar situation happened? Would you just watch, buy her a drink or would you be the gentleman (or lady) and let her know?
I'm curious of your "Lit etiquette"

 

[techiedude71]

I would say something but with no intentions to anything other than to let her know. I’ve been in that position before and it’s embarrassing so best to run away after.

I’m also the type to fully explain when I can’t go down on a woman when it stinks like stale sweat and swamp ass. Having been in that position before as well, I’ve learned there is no recovery.

To be fair though I know when I’m less than savory all the same and would dissuade such an act.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

You are shopping at the grocery store, you see a pretty and busty lady in front of you and she bends down to grab an item from the bottom shelf, she comes up and her nipple popped out. Would you say anything? Or would you look for a bit, perhaps say something afterwards??
What if she was having a drink at the bar by herself and a similiar situation happened? Would you just watch, buy her a drink or would you be the gentleman (or lady) and let her know?
I'm curious of your "Lit etiquette"

Most likely, make the Omg face or a version of it and point discreetly. After tapping her on the shoulder or something .Then when we make eye contact smile or something alone those lines. That’s just a oops moment.

 

[jaF0]

I'm curious of your "Lit etiquette"

F&S is over yonder >>> https://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=58

 

[girlsmiley]

I ain't clicking that.

I'd tell her "Usually we'd have dinner first," and then look.

It's just a boob.

 

[RoryN]

I would ignore it, as making a deal about it perpetuates the sort of social environment that punishes women for breastfeeding in public.

An evolved society would just laugh it off, or be flirty.

We are not one currently.

 

[islandman]

Me: "Hi, can I buy your nipple a drink?"

 

[jarigi]

Well, I'd quietly tell her of her 'outage' with a warm smile and take it from there depending on her response. If she is dressed allowing a nip slip then she may be in the mood for some 'atttention' and be receptive to a flirt. But I'd probably just have a sly stare and not know what to say!

62M, just here because I'm not all there. Check my stories before they self destruct.

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

You are shopping at the grocery store, you see a pretty and busty lady in front of you and she bends down to grab an item from the bottom shelf, she comes up and her nipple popped out. Would you say anything? Or would you look for a bit, perhaps say something afterwards??
What if she was having a drink at the bar by herself and a similiar situation happened? Would you just watch, buy her a drink or would you be the gentleman (or lady) and let her know?
I'm curious of your "Lit etiquette"

I would first apologize for staring and then offer to set her wardrobe malfunction to right... possibly after a lick or two.

 

[thør]

Madam....

*points with hand from a safe distance*

 

[KeithD]

Anything but turning and walking away could get you in more legal trouble than you could handle in today's world.

 

[toeskr]

You are shopping at the grocery store, you see a pretty and busty lady in front of you and she bends down to grab an item from the bottom shelf, she comes up and her nipple popped out. Would you say anything? Or would you look for a bit, perhaps say something afterwards??
What if she was having a drink at the bar by herself and a similiar situation happened? Would you just watch, buy her a drink or would you be the gentleman (or lady) and let her know?
I'm curious of your "Lit etiquette"

I'm thinking, "when did Tang get carbonated."

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You are shopping at the grocery store, you see a pretty and busty lady in front of you and she bends down to grab an item from the bottom shelf, she comes up and her nipple popped out. Would you say anything? Or would you look for a bit, perhaps say something afterwards??
What if she was having a drink at the bar by herself and a similiar situation happened? Would you just watch, buy her a drink or would you be the gentleman (or lady) and let her know?
I'm curious of your "Lit etiquette"

on the second pic, that kinda thing almost never happens by "accident."

and if it did, she would've felt it popping out. It's a cute and cheeky scenario on paper, but in reality, women with big boobs (or boobs in general) are well aware of everything going on in and around that area.

 

[HarryHill]

I would say something but with no intentions to anything other than to let her know. I’ve been in that position before and it’s embarrassing so best to run away after.

I’m also the type to fully explain when I can’t go down on a woman when it stinks like stale sweat and swamp ass. Having been in that position before as well, I’ve learned there is no recovery.

To be fair though I know when I’m less than savory all the same and would dissuade such an act.

..
I'd say, 'that sure is an ugly ass blouse.'

 

[hanban24]

Girl code: I’d subtly let her know. Need to make sure we aren’t giving guys a free show

 

[falkor207]

Not to put too fine a point on it, all the focus so far has been about the nipple slip. The other photo clearly shows both nipples in all there glory through a quite sheer top. Still I'd look briefly, then alert her quietly asking if she intended to be showing off

 

[Asunna]

You are shopping at the grocery store, you see a pretty and busty lady in front of you and she bends down to grab an item from the bottom shelf, she comes up and her nipple popped out. Would you say anything? Or would you look for a bit, perhaps say something afterwards??
What if she was having a drink at the bar by herself and a similiar situation happened? Would you just watch, buy her a drink or would you be the gentleman (or lady) and let her know?
I'm curious of your "Lit etiquette"

One of the downsides to having bigger breasts. Sometimes they like to think on their own.

 

[FGB]

The last time I walked by a naked woman (surprised both of us.) I nodded ,smiled and said NICE! and walked on.

 

[Saint_Ann]

We're going to need a bigger camera.

 

[oldflorida]

I’m so old fashioned that I’d probably pretend I didn’t see anything

 

[Champakian]

We're going to need a bigger camera.

It is 2021. Whip out the camera phone is the obvious answer...

 

[KDBisback]

You are shopping at the grocery store, you see a pretty and busty lady in front of you and she bends down to grab an item from the bottom shelf, she comes up and her nipple popped out. Would you say anything? Or would you look for a bit, perhaps say something afterwards??
What if she was having a drink at the bar by herself and a similiar situation happened? Would you just watch, buy her a drink or would you be the gentleman (or lady) and let her know?
I'm curious of your "Lit etiquette"

I would be a gentleman and offer to give her a hand putting it back in....

 

[30bandits]

Girl code: I’d subtly let her know. Need to make sure we aren’t giving guys a free show

but, i'd buy you a drink....
that's not free.

 

[wordsNguitars]

I think the sly smile and strong eye contact would be my response. From there, hopefully put her at ease and make her smile...

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

You are shopping at the grocery store, you see a pretty and busty lady in front of you and she bends down to grab an item from the bottom shelf, she comes up and her nipple popped out. Would you say anything? Or would you look for a bit, perhaps say something afterwards??
What if she was having a drink at the bar by herself and a similiar situation happened? Would you just watch, buy her a drink or would you be the gentleman (or lady) and let her know?
I'm curious of your "Lit etiquette"

Almost the same situation.
1973 me and some guys were walking to the poolhall, check out the action. About two or three buildings from the poolhall wasa space between these two buildings that stretched all the way to the parking lot along the river and right at the mouth of this tiny alleyway was a girl we all knew that was passed out, her clothes all in disarray.
A couple guys were talking about taking advantage of the situation.
One of the guys I was with stood in front of her and kept the pack from her, while I helped her sister get her and her clothes situated before the parents came to pick her up.
So what would I do?? I would alert her to the clothing malfunction and then get out of the area. Becuz those are exactly the types of situation that ALWAYS led to the greatest amount of pain. If not physical (fighting with husbands, boyfriends, brothers or other family members...) then MOST CERTAINLY emotional, (breakups by girlfriends misunderstanding my actions) almost got divorced over being a nice guy.
[is it really any wonder why I hate people?]