What would you do for a pizza?

[LukkyKnight]

Would you steal it?

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/americas/01/03/offbeat.canada.thieves.reut/index.html

 

[Trail48]

I'd wear a cowboy hat and have some dufus cut off my tie

 

[LukkyKnight]

I don't have a hat. Apparently that's not as serious as not having a fucking clue what a clutch is, though.

 

[*Eve*]

Gosh, that must have been some good pizza, anyway, a friend of mine's cousin went to jail for the same thing, except he a bunch of his friends ordered pizza and when the pizza guy came, they beat him up and stole his pizza and money. I sometimes that think being a pizza guy today is as dangerous as being a cop. You never know who's on the other end of that door.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Let's see, call up, give your address, meet the guy there, THEN beat the crap out of him for the amount of money a pizza guy carries. Oh yeah, that's pretty much a safe one, no dumb cop could EVER figure out where to find ya.

I'm beginning to wonder if Darwin wasn't overly optimistic.

 

[Guest]

not as serious as not having a fucking clue what a clutch is, though.

The gulf widens.........

 

[LukkyKnight]

The gulf widens.........

The silver bird flies at moonrise.

 

[Rambrat]

I'd pick up the phone and dial...

 

[*Eve*]

Let's see, call up, give your address, meet the guy there, THEN beat the crap out of him for the amount of money a pizza guy carries. Oh yeah, that's pretty much a safe one, no dumb cop could EVER figure out where to find ya.

I'm beginning to wonder if Darwin wasn't overly optimistic.

LOL, that's why they have shows about the world's dumbest criminals.

 

[PepperminTrish]

This had me actually laughing out loud.

"It was a toss-up between pizzas and the car, and they knew how to operate pizzas,"

 

[bknight2602]

Let's see, ...


I'm beginning to wonder if Darwin wasn't overly optimistic.

You're just beginning to wonder?

 

[Lancecastor]

I'd have a long hot bath, a close shave, put on my leather pants and a linen shirt, a little cologne, lite some candles, put on some Massive Attack or Portishead, smoke a fattie, pour a cognac and wait for my pizza to arrive.

Greeting her at the door, I'd pay her right away with a generous tip.

Then I'd lovingly stroke her hot box before putting her on the table.

Then I'd slip three fingers into her box and get my fingers wet with her hot juices, licking them slowly off each finger.

Spreading her pliant melting pieces apart, I'd use my mouth on her and eat her out for as long as it took, having my fill of her hot sensual Italian aromas all over my face and fingers.

*slllllurp*

 

[LukkyKnight]

You're just beginning to wonder?

I'm slow.

 

[*Eve*]

I'd have a long hot bath, a close shave, put on my leather pants and a linen shirt, a little cologne, lite some candles, put on some Massive Attack or Portishead, smoke a fattie, pour a cognac and wait for my pizza to arrive.

Greeting her at the door, I'd pay her right away with a generous tip.

Then I'd lovingly stroke her hot box before putting her on the table.

Then I'd slip three fingers into her box and get my fingers wet with her hot juices, licking them slowly off each finger.

Spreading her pliant melting pieces apart, I'd use my mouth on her and eat her out for as long as it took, having my fill of her hot sensual Italian aromas all over my face and fingers.

*slllllurp*

are you describing the pizza or the delivery person?

 

[SweetInnocence]

omg - Ofcourse CNN would cover it!!
That should be one of those 'Priceless' jokes...

 

[teddybear4play]

Spend $5 and walk the block to go pick it up.

TB4p