What woul Jesus Christ say if he smashed his finger with a hammer??

[FlamingoBlue]

Would he say "fuck" or use some other expletive?? I mean, there has to be a whole bunch of "non=sinners" who have bad days, just like the rest of us. They can't always turn the other cheek, or can they??

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[*bratcat*]

maybe...

 

[Todd]

I should , I could, I can answer this question, but you know how it is with these things

 

[sariethebrat]

he'd prolly holler ....Daddy damn it that hurt!!!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I am proud of you Todd!!

Ole Bobtoad would probably responded differently. It's good to see that your new incarnation has a sense of humor.

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[*bratcat*]

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Bratcat, what's the "H" stand for??

And how many Jewish kids do you know named Jesus??

I figured it out. The "H" is for Herbie. They probably called him J. Herbie Christ. Sounds very fancy to me.

So here's the bit. Jesus smashes his finger and he says "ME".

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[*bratcat*]

 

[SweetNick]

Naww, he'd say, Son of a bitch

 

[CreamyLady]

What's Hebrew or Aramaic for "Shit, that hurts!"?

 

[Expertise]

DAD DAMN MARYIMACULATECONCEPTIONIN ME!

(Figure it out)

 

[sariethebrat]

not very good with grammar thar expertise...ambros would stroke out if he read that....the shock of it all....

 

[Expertise]

Code and grammar often don't coexist well.

 

[Ambrosious]

Ouch.

 

[Todd]

Re: I am proud of you Todd!!

Ole Bobtoad would probably responded differently. It's good to see that your new incarnation has a sense of humor.

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Sense of humor or just can't stand the smell of all the turds that would be poured unto me for answering the truth

 

[DarkAngel]

Maybe the devil made me do it....