What woke you up today, and when?

[lacandy]

5 am and it was daughter’s cat kneading on me and purring

 

[Fermina_Daza]

Alarm clock at 5:00 am. No rest for the wicked.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My 4-year-old woke me up at 3:45.
I don't like kids sometimes.

 

[saustin5432]

Technically I woke up on my own, but the shadowy figure looking at me from my doorway cleared the sleep from my mind right around 4:30.

 

[mortis]

Technically I woke up on my own, but the shadowy figure looking at me from my doorway cleared the sleep from my mind right around 4:30.

This needs a little more information.

5:56 a deer walking by set off the ring floodlight.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Weird neighbor guy calling for his cat. 5:30ish

 

[rycat25]

The usual internal alarm clock.

 

[just Fran]

the kids around 6 am

 

[VoraciousValue]

My phone alarm woke me at 6:30 this morning. My new job is cutting into my sleeping time.

 

[FunLi]

My alarm at 530 this morning and then I got my coffee and stayed in bed for a while.

 

[Xerxes82]

Pain. About 430. Then again around 6. And finally quarter to 7-ish.

 

[Chillygirl]

5am....the dogs singing us a song of their people....

 

[Plane_Guy]

Being licked at 7 this morning.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My son's barking cough at 3:45am.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

A nurse checking my vitals, at about 630am.

I hope you're okay or will be okay

 

[fisherfella]

a Cardinal at the bird feeder..

 

[Chillygirl]

0400 the pups singing the song of their people and moving their kennels

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Anticipation and happiness

 

[rycat25]

A leg cramp about 4:30.

 

[Chillygirl]

A leg cramp about 4:30.

The worst early morning surprise!

 

[rycat25]

The worst early morning surprise!

Yeah Chilly there are better ways to wake up.

 

[mortis]

5:40 dog decided it was time to pee, took her outside nude.

 

[cubbyfire04]

Unquenchable thirst. 5:20am

 

[dmallord]

The mental image of the trash bin I forgot to put out, as the trash collector turns onto my street! Made it just in time to catch his wave as he watched me struggle to the curb. Ass. I just put it on the other side of street next to my neighbor's bin. He has to make the turnaround for that side, still!

 

[dmallord]

5:40 dog decided it was time to pee, took her outside nude.

Now, that is a teachable moment; with an ambiguous sentence structure! Which one was nude the grammarians would be asking, hum?