What woke you up today, and when?

Eh? The alarm clock? Sexy right? I was nekkid when it went off on me. That sounds hot.

When it was supposed to. It's been faithful for better than 30 years.
 
Woke up.

Got outta bed.

Dragged a comb across my head.

...took a shower, got dressed, etc. Went downstairs, flipped on the ol’ TV, and only then did I realize it’s Wednesday and not Monday.

Wild. I feel like I’ve been put on fast-forward. Where the fuck did Tuesday go?
 
Dumb ass Dr.'s office reminding me of my appointment. Apparently my responding to their text wasn't enough. It was at 11. Actually that was yesterday. Haven't been to sleep yet today.
 
8:15am. The country music station that’s so abrasive that I can’t possibly sleep through it.

The second I start having a dream about my tractor, I wake the fuck up fom that weird ass universe.
 
Puppy at 3:15am. I’m not sure why she isn’t sleeping through the night now.
 
My stomach. 8 am. Spent the next 5.5 hours mostly in the bathroom. Now have a headache and feel exhausted. I think I am coming down with something.
 
I had a nightmare that my butter was melting!!

What butter? Why was is melting? No idea. I've been watching too much Great British Baking Show...
 
My alarm, at 4:50. I felt weird, though. I think I dreamt about the Manson family last night.
 
I woke up at about 1:30 am. Was just taking a nap. Wound up in a weird position on the couch so... Stiff neck woke me.
 
5:30 a.m. text saying that school will open on time. *grumble*
 
Lotta weirdness and grumbling this morning.

Relax, Lit. Better times are coming. Like, on Sunday, when we can sit by the window with hot chocolate and watch the flakes fly, knowing we don’t need to work on Monday...

Well, some of us I guess.
 
Two kids, this morning, but tomorrow? Probably the rumble of snowplows going past early. Depends on how much white shit we get overnight.

We shall see.
 
Two kids, this morning, but tomorrow? Probably the rumble of snowplows going past early. Depends on how much white shit we get overnight.

We shall see.

White shit?! You called snow “white shit?!” 😳
I want your white shit, every last bit of it please.




And that snow too. ☃️❄️❤️
*devilish smile*
 
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