What woke you up today, and when?

[baculum]

Neighbor's car backfiring at 10:13am.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

3:30 PM...my bladder

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

My body was done sleeping, I guess. *

5am

 

[mulehead61]

The dog needed to pee at 3 am

Then be fed at 6:30 am

 

[tigger_lover]

6.00am the alarm that my husband didn't turn off when he got up

10.00am needed the bathroom

 

[VoraciousValue]

A little something called almost 10:30 in the morning.

 

[KendallAlexis]

My roommate..way to early

 

[Chillygirl]

Dogs....they waited until 530 this morning

 

[Chillygirl]

Dogs of course, 530am....but then I noticed he ^^^ has an uncensored pic of his AV and now I feel much better about being awake.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My wife at too damned early.

 

[Lydia_Deetz]

My dog woke me up by trying to lay on my chest at around 5:30 this morning.

 

[FunLi]

Shockingly my alarm woke me up before the pup did - 5am.

 

[FranklyFrank]

5:30 am phone call from a wrong number and apparently time zone!

 

[kara1234]

My dog around 5 am

 

[TheMrBurns]

Bladder at 430 which is pretty usual these days... Getting old

 

[Sundayschild]

A weird dream about relativity and girls covered in glitter.

 

[Leigh81]

My biological clock at 6am

 

[Dazer3]

Motherfucker about 0530 wanting to be fed.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Alarm clock at 05:30 a.m. My weekday time to get up.

Yes, I’m nuts.

 

[TheMrBurns]

The wee burdies at 4 in the morning.

 

[fsa52]

On my own at 8

 

[FunLi]

A couple nudges and a whisper of “I want boobies in my face”

 

[LikeableMe]

The heat woke me up multiple times. I was awake more than I was asleep

 

[emsway]

Vertigo at 4-ish am.

 

[haventdonethat]

A full bladder at 5:45. Nothing unusual.