What will your obituary say?

[arienette]

Awaiting trial for lewd behavior, ari died a horrific death.
ari will be missed terribly by many a local transsexual prostitute.

What will your obituary say?

 

[Aurora Black]

Quietly in a modern art museum, Aurora died after muttering "rosebud."
Aurora will be terribly missed by Kid Rock.

(Is he still alive? )

 

[Huckleman2000]

well, using my 'real' name:
Screamingly in a speeding car, HE died a tormented death.
HE will be missed by Kid Rock.

It makes me wonder what I have in common with Aurora.

Using 'Huck':

Awaiting trial for lewd behavior, Huck died with an infected toenail.
Huck will be missed by Chuck Norris.

Yup, I can totally see where this guy is going to be sad to see me go.

I was one of the good ones.

 

[Aurora Black]

It makes me wonder what I have in common with Aurora.

If you ever bothered to find out, you'd be surprised. Anyway...

 

[damppanties]

Quickly with one last shriek, Dampy died in the arms of their lover.
Dampy will be terribly missed by the Muppets.

~~~
Um, no. I don't shriek.

 

[cloudy]

Crazed with gluttony, Cloudy died before telling anyone where she buried her treasure. Cloudy will be terribly missed by the muppets.



I LOVE the muppets

 

[rgraham666]

Crazed with gluttony, Rob died before telling anyone where he buried his treasure. Rob will be terribly missed by Mr. Potatohead.

I can think of worse fates.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Awaiting trial for lewd behavior, ari died a horrific death.
ari will be missed terribly by many a local transsexual prostitute.

What will your obituary say?

I forgot what topic this was when I came back to it and this scared the hell out of me!

And I would be lucky if anyone was around in my life to post my obituary, but here goes:

Living alone, he died quietly on his floor in his sleep.

Either that or:

Not realizing how brittle his bones were due to his poor diet, he tried to save a woman from four armed attackers. The woman got away unhardmed, but he suffered multiple broken bones throughout his chest and head.

 

[oggbashan]

I'd like the last part of the obituary of Sir W S Gilbert, he of the Gilbert and Sullivan comic operas.

He died successfully saving the life of a young woman who was drowning.

Og

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Mine will probably say something like: WHO CARES?

What I'd like, is something similar to that of Sir Gilbert's: Killed while in the arms of his teenage lover by her outraged husband.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[china-doll]

Crazed with gluttony, CD died a horrific death. CD will be terribly missed by Paris Hilton.


Maybe I should just kill myself now.

 

[Guest]

suddenly at midnight, femininity died while muttering deaththreats to anyone who would listen. she will be terribly missed by paris hilton

 

[damppanties]

I quite like mine now.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Using forum name:

http://img.quizgalaxy.com/obituary-Maeve-0-5-15.jpg

Using real name:

Evilly skulking around the neighborhood, she died a hilarious death.
She will be missed by a damp sponge nicknamed leaky.

 

[Misty_Morning]

.....

 

[Guest]

Mine will probably say something like: WHO CARES?

What I'd like, is something similar to that of Sir Gilbert's: Killed while in the arms of his teenage lover by her outraged husband.

Rumple Foreskin

i rather think yours would say:

fatigued by carrying massive amounts of loose foreskin, rumple passed away whispering the secrets to whirled peas.
he will be sorely missed by his devoted disciple, vella.




for me:
crazed with gluttony, vella died before telling anyone where they buried their treasure.
vella will be terribly missed by prince charles. how did they know?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

He's dead, get over it.
Missed by many
He will miss few.

Husband, Father, Grandfather.


I didn't like any of the one's they have on the random generator on that web site so I made up my own.

 

[oggbashan]

My Obituary will say this:

I am participating in a program that will utilize my body for the further medical and scientific research to help the living keep on living. It is an amazing pragram called the Genesis project. Check it out. Google "Geneisis Project" "Memphis"

My in-laws left their bodies for medical teaching and research but they lived to such an old age that the bodies were not required. They had 'green' burials instead. They died a year apart and now one native deciduous tree, and nothing else, marks the place where they are buried.

Eventually the graveyard will be absorbed into the neighbouring woodland. The only sign that anyone is buried there will be a plaque beside the gate listing just names and dates of all.

Og

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Jackson killed herself today. Typically she never listened to anyone, especially her mother. She should have changed to clean underware.

 

[Harry Leg]

When I die I want to go quietly in my sleep like my grandfather, not kicking and screaming like the other people in the car.

Quietly in a modern art museum, Harry Leg died with a gleam of hope in their eye.

Harry Leg will be terribly missed by an easy bake oven.

That sounds about right.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

i rather think yours would say:

fatigued by carrying massive amounts of loose foreskin, rumple passed away whispering the secrets to whirled peas.
he will be sorely missed by his devoted disciple, vella.

for me:
vella will be terribly missed by prince charles.

Never--unless you were the only one present and had taken an oath to never, ever tell Prince Charles..

Jackson killed herself today. Typically she never listened to anyone, especially her mother. She should have changed to clean underware.

That should discourage grave robbers.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[scheherazade_79]

Evilly skulking around the neighbourhood, Zade died with a smirk on her face.

 

[Boota]

Rampagingly (King Kong style), Boota died while muttering death threats to anyone who would listen.

Boota will be terribly missed by Prince Charles.


They sure got the King Kong style part right.

 

[TE999]

'Suddenly at midnight, TE999 died a tormented death.

He will be terribly missed by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.'

Hmmmm.

I wonder if this has anything to do with my liking Green Turtle Soup?

The death thing, I mean.

Just wonderin'.

Peace.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Mine will say I'm dead.