What was your....???

[TygerEyez]

... strangest/sickest/funniest sighting on the road?

Forgive me for the lame thread, but it is my first. Please bare with me and I'll think of a better topic another day.

I just got home from work (well, a couple hours ago anyway). As I was driving, I looked over to my right, and saw a really, really, old wrinkly man doing the "eat pussy" sign. You know the one, right. The 'V' and your tongue thingy?

OmG, I wanted to die laughing right there. At first I was repulsed. Jesus, an Old man?! Then I was cracking up laughing. He just looked so strange!! Then I was proud of him. Hey wow, a really old dude still thinks about things like that.

Then I was annoyed. Why the hell don't guys my age do that to me? Only old men?!

^.*.^

[Edited by Licci~Nicci on 05-05-2001 at 06:56 PM]

 

[Pyper]

One time my friends and I were stuck in some really really bad traffic. We were at a dead stop, and we had been for a couple hours. We were sitting, staring into oblivion, when the guy in the passenger side in the car in front of us stepped out...

And proceeded to take a piss right in the road! He didn't even walk to the shoulder or anything! Geez!

Well, I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go.

 

[Blackbich]

Um, does roadkill count? If not, I have nothing to add to this thread.

Actually, me and my 'ride' at the time were parked in the middle of this little one lane road that noone ever used. Of course, the one time we parked there, someone comes along. I was VERY glad the windows were fogged up. Does that count?

 

[TygerEyez]

*chuckles*

Ack! Someone almost caught you?! Oh, how uncomfortable... how embarrasing... how fantasy-related...?

^.*.^

 

[Blackbich]

LOL - I can laugh about it now but at the time I was embarassed. Not as bad as he was though - he's the one that had to get into the front seat of the car in his underwear to move us out of the way! It's the least he could do since he's the one that insisted that no one ever used that road.

 

[goddess_euphoria]

Strange: I was riding in a car, and something caught my eye, and I sat there staring into the woods, trying to figure out what the hell it was, until the guy in the camoflauge waved at me. (The army guys come up and use the woods around my home town to play in, so he was in actual camolauge stuff.)

Cool: I saw a baby moose once as I drove by on the highway, it was about 10 feet from my truck... and taller than my truck. (and I drive a jacked up 4 x 4! ok, granted, it's a Toyota, but still!)

I'm sure there are more, but I can't think of them right now!

 

[Renegade]

One time I saw a dead dog with its head split wide open. The poor things blood was a huge puddle around his head. There was another dog standing over his body to make sure that none of the other cars ran over it again. It was a very interesting thing to see.

 

[Todd]

funniest site:

was a photo in the local paper of me driving a Honda Aero 80 Scooter in the middle of winter down mainstreet during a snow storm with skis on my feet to stay upright, to this day I do not know who took the picture.

 

[OUTSIDER]

One time I gave a tow to a scooter rider, he was on a vespa and I was riding a 500cc motorcycle and we were on the M1 Motorway I took him up to 90mph, the guy loved it and said it was the fastest the scooter had ever been.
When I was riding a scooter from my friends place in kent I saw a guy "Doing" his woman over the bonnet of his car in his driveway, I was so shocked I nearly crashed.
saw two guy's pull up on the hard shoulder once on the motorway and get out and just start beating on each other....wierd.
Was once being tailgated by a bunch of assholes in a huge van so I changed lanes to let them pass but they changed lanes also, looked in my rear view and all I could see was the three guys laughing their ass's off as they rode their van 6" off my rear wheel, I remembered I had a wheel nut in my pocket (I'd helped to fix my mates car the day before and hadn't taken out the bits from my pocket) I reached in and pulled it out and tossed it at the van, there was a loud bang and their windshield shattered then I heard the brakes go on and that was the end of that....the moral..don't fuck with people and expect them to do nothing.

 

[Xander]

seeing a car flip twice in the air in front of me, and land on the roof, pierced by the safety poles by the side of the road.
And when I was finally allowed to role by the site, seeing the entire windshield splattered in Blood, and seeing one of the poles sticking through the roof of the car, at the drivers side.

Looked like some driver had had his head pierced in a not so pleasant way.

 

[*bratcat*]

has to be

 

[The_old_man]

The one I remember most fondly was driveing home one evening a car pulled up beside us with three bare rumps sticking out the windows. My wife looked over and shouted "Don't freeze them!" The guys turned around with jaws hanging then started laughing.

 

[scylis]

BAAHH!!

i got you all beat!

i saw ELVIS!!

really!! he was driving a big-ass, puke green thing.. make the paint a little darker and it'd be a proper color for a tank like that (olive drab).. he had the hair and everything!

 

[Renegade]

scylis

Did this happen anywhere around the Heartbreak Hotel?

 

[CRaZy]

Once in the middle of Bucharest, (right in front of the Parliament House) a very small car stopped in front of our bus and a very large man stepped out. In the middle of traffic, he proceeded to pee on the road. I turned to Panadolboy and said, "What a pig!" At that very moment, I swear this is true, a pig leapt out of the boot of a taxi in the lane beside us and proceeded to escape through the traffic. Two occupants of the taxi leapt out and proceeded to weave in and out of cars as they gave chase. Horns were blaring at the peeing giant, the pig and the pig chasers. It wasn't even funny at the time. Just surreal. All this in front of the second largest building in the world (Pentagon is bigger) which was built while thousands starved and eventually led to the execution of a dictator. It is indeed a strange universe.

[Edited by CRaZy on 05-07-2001 at 04:53 AM]