What was the last thing...

[perks]

you tasted?diet lemon coke
you read?my mail
you said to your mom?bye mom, talk to you next week
you drove?nissan altima 97
you did before you sat down at your puter?made dinner for theheiferbeast
you smelled?lemon scented lysol kitchen spray
you did sexually?masturbated
you created?half of a tattoo for JB
you wrote?three pages in my morning journal
you lied about?sexual satisfaction to the man
you cried about?my mother telling me I'm crazy

 

[Cerberus666]

you tasted?-M&M's
you read?-Sports page this afternoon
you said to your mom?- Have a good time in north carolina
you drove?-buick le sabre
you did before you sat down at your puter?-tucked my little boy in for a nap
you smelled?-chocolate
you did sexually?-masterbated
you created?-sad, depressing poetry
you wrote?-see above
you lied about?-my performance in school
you cried about?-my brother's car accident

 

[Blindinthedark]

you tasted?
Noodles and soup.
you read?
this
you said to your mom?
I'll see you Wed.
you drove?
95 Honda
you did before you sat down at your puter?
Woke Up
you smelled?
You know I'm not sure.
you did sexually?
BJ. Last night
you created?
A VB program
you wrote?
This
you lied about?
That I'm happy.
you cried about?
Found out that my bro is going blind.

 

[Eumenides]

you tasted? cheesecake
you read? The Unofficial Autobiography of Lemony Snickett
you said to your mom? I love you! Bye!
you drove? Jetta
you did before you sat down at your puter? went potty
you smelled? kitten fur
you did sexually? i plead the fifth
you created? a worksheet
you wrote? a poem
you lied about? *sigh* a trip i'm taking
you cried about? someone who wants to sue me because of the way i casted a talent show LOL

 

[seXieleXie]

you tasted?
i think i had a ginger ale last night around 9
you read?
schitzophrenia revealed (for a class)
you said to your mom?
"bye"
you drove?
my friend's toyota corola
you did before you sat down at your puter?
tested my blood sugar
you smelled?
the hand soap in the bathroom
you did sexually?
i'm not sure
you created?
i'm not creative
you wrote?
a paper for class
you lied about?
"i'm okay"
you cried about?
the impossibilities of life

 

[Mountain Man]

you tasted?

Turkey

you read?

Newsweek

you said to your mom?

Good bye - it was 20 yrs ago on the phone

you drove?
a car - Acura TL

you did before you sat down at your puter?

Finished Dinner

you smelled?

My dogs ears - puppy ears

you did sexually?

I had Phone sex last night =- -Wooohooo for me

you created?

Great dinner last evening

you wrote?

my swim workout for today

you lied about?


you cried about?

been a while...would have to think about that

 

[Amaterasu]

you tasted? peanut butter
you read? 3 children's books for my class
you said to your mom? I'll call you back
you drove? honda accord 2002
you did before you sat down at your puter? read those books
you smelled? my roommate's dog's stinky breath
you did sexually?masturbated
you created? drama
you wrote? this
you lied about? going out
you cried about? my pathetic life

 

[curious2c]

you tasted?MOUNTAIN DEW
you read?TOOL CATALOG
you said to your mom?LOVE YOU MOM
you drove?(& BLAZER LS10
you did before you sat down at your puter?Held the Grandson until he fell asleep
you smelled?IVORY SOAP
you did sexually?masturbate...always
you created?Entertainment center out of Mahogany
you wrote?One Chapter on a new erotic story
you lied about?Not being hurt by her being tired/sick/headache/etc. and so forth
you cried about?Grandfather Dying (Years ago)

 

[MsMuffet]

[size=1.5]What was the last thing... [/size]

you tasted?bleu cheese
you read?the boards, here, of course
you said to your mom?gee, thanks!
you drove?a hammer
you did before you sat down at your puter?hung some new curtains
you smelled?Banana Nut Bread scented candle
you did sexually?masturbated good & hard
you created?a brochure announcing a new program at the college
you wrote?a letter to an incarcerated friend
you lied about?what was in my junk drawer - LOL!
you cried about?my 9 yr old having a part in the HIGH school play - and she did great!

 

[RobDownSouth]

you tasted? pizza
you read? New York Times
you said to your mom? I'll talk to him about it, don't worry
you drove? golf cart
you did before you sat down at your puter? walked the dog
you smelled? dog poop!
you did sexually? can't think that far back
you created? havok
you wrote? The Literotica Doom Patrol In Iraq
you lied about? answering that question about what I did last sexually above!
you cried about? my sister-in-law passing away

 

[Summery]

you tasted?
Avocado and tomato sandwich.

you read?
Hewlett Packard Printer Manual (exciting huh?) Before that, an email from an old friend.

you said to your mom?
Sorry mum, gotta go the little one is getting into something...BYE!

you drove?
Last night.

you did before you sat down at your puter?
Searched for my glasses. (Found them)

you smelled?
Pina Colada candle.

you did sexually?
Watched porn and masturbated.

you created?
Can't post that. It's a surprise for a Lit member.

you wrote?
A journal entry.

you lied about?
That I wasn't upset about a certain someone's actions, even though I was rather pissed off.

you cried about?
My sons father.

 

[bknight2602]

you tasted? Pretzels
you read? The paper
you said to your mom? I love you
you drove? Ford Explorer 02
you did before you sat down at your puter? Watching a movie
you smelled? Lunch
you did sexually? Masturbated
you created? An argument
you wrote? Work Proposal
you lied about? Where I was going
you cried about? Being accepted by a fromer friend

 

[intrigued]

What was the last thing...
you tasted?
*Garlic breadsticks with dipping sauce

you read?
*Still reading it, "The Perfect Accident"


you said to your mom?
*It was more a sound than actual words.

you drove?
*My new car

you did before you sat down at your puter?
*Reading, on the sofa

you smelled?
*The Hazelnut Coffee candles I'm burning

you did sexually?
*Surrendered

you created?
*A clear path from the broken branches and downed trees that are my back yard.

you wrote?
*A PM reply

you lied about?
*Being happy about living where I do

you cried about?
Living where I do.

 

[k¡tty]

you tasted? My cigarette

you read? From the corner of his eye

you said to your mom? Happy Birthday, I love you.

you drove? My Blazer

you did before you sat down at your puter? Heated up some food for my dinner.

you smelled? My bathwash (Warm Vanilla scent)

you did sexually? Masturbated

you created? A poem

you wrote? See above

you lied about? That I wasn't hurt.

you cried about? Over someone...

 

[freakygirl]

Re: Re: What was the last thing...

you tasted?
Wintergreen Altoids and Sunflower seeds.
you read?
Todays Newspaper
you said to your mom?
"Do you want more coffee?"
you drove?
2002 Nissan Maxima to the shop to be repaired
you did before you sat down at your puter?
got mom some coffee and stirred the soup
you smelled?
cigarette smoke.. ugh! I want one bad.
you did sexually?
Gave Mr Freaky a blow job on I-5 on the way home from Olympia yesterday.
you created?
i'm not creative
you wrote?
a check to pay my car payment
you lied about?
nothing. I try not to lie.
you cried about?
hmmm.. I can't remember the last time I cried.

 

[caned]

you tasted?: BPM Hydrate

you read?: Stuff Mag

you said to your mom?: stupid woman

you drove?nissan Almera Si 1998 (i want the gti almera)

you did before you sat down at your puter? went for a piss

you smelled?some drunk whenever he came into my work (rotten)

you did sexually?jacked off

you created?an assignment

you wrote?: This

you lied about?generally anything involving going to class

you cried about?i dunno, been a good while anyway

 

[april-wine]

you tasted?Pizza and chocolate milk
you read?this thread
you said to your mom?It's closed it's 930pm
you drove?96 grand am
you did before you sat down at your puter?checked out trading spaces
you smelled?pizzaaaa
you did sexually?masturbated
you created?cd for my niece
you wrote?the answers to this thread
you lied about?Yes I am up.......lol
you cried about?something someone special sent me

 

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[SweetCherry]

you tasted?~strawberry slushie
you read?~the first post top this thread
you said to your mom?love you. mom. have fun on your cruise/
you drove?~91 dodge caravan
you did before you sat down at your puter?~watered the pups
you smelled?~pizza
you did sexually?~masturbated
you created?~bad poetry
you wrote?~bad poetry
you lied about?~I'm going to bed
you cried about?~the ending of "Homeward Bound"

 

[sabbathstorm]

you tasted?pizza
you read?tech notes
you said to your mom?night
you drove?grand am
you did before you sat down at your puter?fed the beasts
you smelled?pizza
you did sexually?I can't remember that far back
you created?one hell of a happy PC user
you wrote?work email
you lied about?phone service...takes a little explaining
you cried about?do tears caused by laughter count?

 

[Georgia Girl]

you tasted? diet vanilla coke

you read? a pm

you said to your mom? Love you, see you tomorrow

you drove? Oldsmobile Cutlass 99

you did before you sat down at your puter? tucked my little one into bed and kissed him goodnight

you smelled? sandlewood candles

you did sexually? masturbated

you created? pattern for a quilted throw

you wrote? poetic ode to a drug dog

you lied about? plans for a certain day

you cried about? tender words I didn't expect to hear or say

 

[Mizz_Erotica]

you tasted?Margarita
you read?some article in Marie Claire
you said to your mom?bye
you drove?uhh, a car
you did before you sat down at your puter?fixed another drink
you smelled?bar b que sauce
you did sexually?masturbated
you created?umm it's been awhile...I created a CD yeah lol
you wrote?Omg...Umm 2 lines in a poem
you lied about?that I was having fun
you cried about?yesterday I found out I wasn't pregnant

 

[bknight2602]

The one sad thing is that most every one has mastubated in these answers. Awfully sad.

 

[Bandit58]

you tasted? cup of coffee
you read? study guide
you said to your mom? see you Monday
you drove? Mitsubishi Lancer SEi 1998 (automatic)
you did before you sat down at your puter? made that cup of coffee
you smelled? shampoo
you did sexually? masturbated
you created? a poem
you wrote? part of my assignment
you lied about? can't remember
you cried about? inadvertently upsetting a good friend/missing my lover

 

[theGatsby]

you tasted?Raindancer
you read?Book? The Great Gatsby
you said to your mom?I love her, Mom
you drove?2003 Chevy Cavalier it's a rental
you did before you sat down at your puter?Watch Duke win again.
you smelled?Raindancer
you did sexually?Raindancer
you created?gas
you wrote?journal entry this morning, technically this post though
you lied about?who me? lie?
you cried about?The dog in that movie Signs