what up!!!

[Samandiriel]

thats like ... vella ... speak

So gossip: YES Imp got older, and Joe got younger or try (FORGET OIL OF OLAY), booze and smokes - look at me!) Lou gets to shovel shit, and we have a whole lotta YUM scallops doused in ...?

Tattler, anon

English trannie? FORGET it CV. Gossip anyone?

Deja vu'.

Are you a Malaysian lady boy in real life?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

That should be Wassup?

Its such a pity when literates try to slum.

 

[Guest]

Deja vu'.

Are you a Malaysian lady boy in real life?

I'll see your deja vu and raise you a groundhog.

 

[Samandiriel]

I'll see your deja vu and raise you a groundhog.

Fine, I'll see your groundhog and raise you a poorly written script.

 

[Guest]

Fine, I'll see your groundhog and raise you a poorly written script.

If that's how you want to play it, I'll see your poorly written script and raise you a plank of wood.

 

[Samandiriel]

If that's how you want to play it, I'll see your poorly written script and raise you a plank of wood.

I'm throwing in a pair of Wellies and a tin of sweetbreads. Beat that!

 

[Guest]

I'm throwing in a pair of Wellies and a tin of sweetbreads. Beat that!

Well, off come my bra and knickers, then!

HA!

 

[NoJo]

I'm throwing in a pair of Wellies and a tin of sweetbreads. Beat that!

I'm throwing in my arse. Beat that.

 

[Samandiriel]

Well, off come my bra and knickers, then!

HA!

Out comes the camera and my tongue.

 

[Samandiriel]

I'm throwing in my arse. Beat that.

Fuck you're easy.

 

[NoJo]

Only cos I'm not feeling myself today.

 

[Guest]

I'm throwing in my arse. Beat that.

Out comes the novelty giant wooden spoon...

 

[Guest]

Out comes the camera and my tongue.

Whoop!

Where would madam like me?

 

[NoJo]

I like being between Lou and Sam. One is so alive, the other is so, so, dead...

 

[Samandiriel]

Whoop!

Where would madam like me?

Spanking Joe with the giant novelty spoon.



He wants to fuck me but I won't let him because he's too girlie for me.

 

[Guest]

I like being between Lou and Sam. One is so alive, the other is so, so, dead...

She's a good kisser, though. Once her lips thaw.

 

[NoJo]

Spanking Joe with the giant novelty spoon.



He wants to fuck me but I won't let him because he's too girlie for me.

You wouldn't say that if I hadn't told you I had a cunt where my dick should be.

 

[Samandiriel]

You wouldn't say that if I hadn't told you I had a cunt where my dick should be.

Let me think this over for a day or 30.

 

[Guest]

Spanking Joe with the giant novelty spoon.



He wants to fuck me but I won't let him because he's too girlie for me.

Consider it done.



Too girly? You think? Tell you what, I'll have him and let you know how he did, k?

 

[Samandiriel]

She's a good kisser, though. Once her lips thaw.

That's why I want to marry you. You're nasty.

 

[NoJo]

That's why I want to marry you. You're nasty.

You don't need nasty. You just need blood.

 

[Guest]

That's why I want to marry you. You're nasty.

And I used to be so sweet...

 

[Samandiriel]

You don't need nasty. You just need blood.

and sunscreen.

 

[Guest]

You don't need nasty. You just need blood.

I was so tempted to tell you about the pact I've made with her then. But I won't. I don't want to unduly alarm you.

 

[NoJo]

And I used to be so sweet...

You're sweet, with a fishy aftertaste.