What unexpectedly turned you on recently?

The thought of me being alone in my office building. On my phone, on here, reading stories.

Oh boy, do I need to visit the restroom now…
 
Listening to my GF of five years describe some loser’s vain attempts to get into her pants.

It’d take a wall of text to describe said loser, suffice it to say, real Type A personality, scummy salesman vibe. He’s the sort that rolls up on you at the bar and tries to steal your girlfriend while leaving you with the check.

Anyhow, he shot the most desperate of shots, repeatedly asking her if we were okay while trying to get her intoxicated on a Monday afternoon.

Ironic thing is, we have an open relationship. He’s not her type and never had much of a chance, but a little less desperation, chemical courage, and attempts at an affair (aka: lying) might just have been successful. As it happened, we had a great laugh at his expense, followed by an evening of fucking like rabbits on par with the early stage of our relationship.

Idk why, but I found it super satisfying and arousing to know he desperately wants her.
 
I was recently camping and a there was a family the next campsite over. The kids were being crazy kids and it was actually entertaining. The Mom was constantly tell them to chill out but in a very relaxed calm way. Her voice was so intoxicating. She was not a model, but pretty in her own way. She was always laughing too. I found it odd that it was sexy. I had never been turned on like that before. When leaving I gave them my left over fire wood and they were very appreciative and kind people. Who knew you could be turned on that way🤷
 
Had abdominal surgery a few days ago. Laying in pre-op with nurses that I work with and told to strip completely and put the robe on, open in the back. Had trouble holding my excitement through all of the prep.
sounds like fun, in a way
 
My wife and I went to dinner at our new neighbors’ home. I’d previously only seen the neighbor wife out walking their dog, dressed very casually, usually loose fitting running gear, jacket, cap, no makeup, etc. Last night she was in slim fitting pants, sleeveless, low-cut sweater, tanned, elegant, and with some inviting curves I’d never noticed before. There was a lot to get aroused about.
 
Kissing a man. I've been turned on by men for years, but kissing a gay man turned me on more than any cock.
 
Last night my wife and I went to a local carnival. It was getting very crowded and we decided to go home. When we got home she told me she had her ass grabbed several times when we were walking in a very crowded area. I can't stop thinking about it and am going to jerk off when I have some alone time.
 
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