What type of Golfer are you?

[VaticanAssassin]

234 to a back left pin, bunkers on the right, water long and on the left. branches up high.

Do you lay up or go for it?

(From my local course)

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/394172_10150758441403810_7572598809_9392961_939074985_n.jpg

 

[Adre]

I go for it. Drop another ball. Go for it. Drop another ball. Throw the club in the water. Meet the guys back at the 19th.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I go for it. Drop another ball. Go for it. Drop another ball. Throw the club in the water. Meet the guys back at the 19th.

well it is the 18th hole, so a cold beer and a whiskey chaser are waiting........ Some hot beer wenches as well.

 

[zipman]

Lay up. Always. I dropped about 9 strokes off my game doing that whenever there was a question.

Of course, you have to have a decent short game.

 

[hobbit.]

234 to a back left pin, bunkers on the right, water long and on the left. branches up high.

Do you lay up or go for it?

(From my local course)

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/394172_10150758441403810_7572598809_9392961_939074985_n.jpg

So this is why Mary of Bedfordshire and her husband fled to amurica? this is how the brave spend their time whilst hiding from the real world! No wonder God loves the English. <-- have another rose btw.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

So this is why Mary of Bedfordshire and her husband fled to amurica? this is how the brave spend their time whilst hiding from the real world! No wonder God loves the English. <-- have another rose btw.

This is a gentleman's game. Go yell some racist slurs at a soccer match, while watching the pansies flop all over the field. Then maybe start a riot....you Hooligan!!!

 

[VaticanAssassin]

For the record I do not have enough club in my bag to get there with that tree in the way. A nice easy draw with my 5wood over the water, to land in front of the green would be my play. Not exactly a lay up, but safe enough.

 

[blunt_trauma]

if i want the ball to go in the hole? i pick the stupid ball up and carry it to the damn hole in my hand. that's because i have more sense than you silly fuckers have.

 

[o_so_wet]

My bosses golf. I just call the club to get their clubs ready

 

[VaticanAssassin]

if i want the ball to go in the hole? i pick the stupid ball up and carry it to the damn hole in my hand. that's because i have more sense than you silly fuckers have.

Nope...you drive a golf cart around filled with beers while wearing short shorts and a low cut top. when I desire a beer you be sure to bend over proper as to reveal your tits or no tip for you!

Also make sure you laugh at my jokes. For example when I ask you if you have hot chocolate, even though it is 101 out, you laugh like I am the funniest man alive...

 

[blunt_trauma]

i don't get paid enough for this shit

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I am a generous tipper.....

 

[bluntforcemama]

I'm the kind of golfer that cannot yell "FORE" loud enough to help my unintended head trauma victim. But damn, can I smack that ball. I just need to work on direction. And I refuse to wear plaid.

 

[blunt_trauma]

cockzilla's generous tip is all most ladies can handle.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I'm the kind of golfer that cannot yell "FORE" loud enough to help my unintended head trauma victim. But damn, can I smack that ball. I just need to work on direction. And I refuse to wear plaid.

Simply toss your club to your partner then start pointing...no yelling needed

 

[blunt_trauma]

Simply toss your club at your partner then start pointing and laughing...no yelling needed

fyp to make it funny to me.

 

[pink]

putt putt golfer

 

[pink]

Lay up. Always. I dropped about 9 strokes off my game doing that whenever there was a question.

Of course, you have to have a decent short game.

You're so hot when you talk golf.

 

[zipman]

You're so hot when you talk golf.

You should hear me talk about art.

 

[pink]

You should hear me talk about art.

mmmmmmmmm

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I can hit that shot . . . with a rifle.


Open sights.


Plus or minus 12".

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Let's see...234. Yeah, I lay up.














Twice.

 

[piccicatopolka]

Yeah... I kill at put-put golf and the associated arcade games but its best to keep me on the driving range cause I don't have mad skills. Have heard that blaming my boobs is no excuse. Am good at billiards or tennis but can't make a golf ball go where its supposed to specifically.

 

[pink]

I think golf would be fun...but maddening.

 

[DevilishTexan]

Slap the piss out of it with a 9 iron be my guess.