MagnumOpus1976
Literotica Guru
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- Mar 1, 2013
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hey. how's it going?
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I hate O'Hare international Airport
That's super funny to me.
I should really be sleeping right now. I never sleep. It's fucking 2"20 in the morning. WTF are you doing at the airport?
The only thing people do at the airport. Wait for a flight. Dorkus.
As for what you talk about, you just pick something and ramble as fast as you can manage.
I need to sleep but sleep won't come. Have a good trip.
I'm no going anywhere.
I also can't sleep
I got a comfy bed and fluffy covers, I got no excuse except too much coffee and not enough scotch.
I have insomnia.
I'd like to punch insomnia in the face. Twice.
The asshole has it coming, at least twice.
I'm wound up, I need to do something productive.
masturbate.
or do some arts and crafts.
I'm torn between masturbating and laundry. I have inspiration for one of those. But I'm lazy.
go masturbate in the laundry room...and while you're there, might as well throw in some darks.
That would require me going downstairs, it's chilly and I'm under the covers and I'm lazy.
Good idea, go with what's close at hand and requires no travel.
tru dat
Sometimes laundry is better.
you have to do a risk analysis. masturbating could potentially be wildly exciting, with very little investment.