What to expect when someone tells you to relax and trust them.

[Tryharder62]

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Really?

i should try that....​

 

[Tryharder62]

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

if you got screwed by that 1 person..

Slap the shit out them!​

 

[badbabysitter]

none of you would survive a gynecologist

 

[Tryharder62]

 

[Image]

I don't live in that world. It's taken a lot of cullings and life experience, but now when someone says relax, trust me; I believe them...

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

none of you would survive a gynecologist

I honestly don't give a fuck

 

[badbabysitter]

I honestly don't give a fuck

is this the part where you think you're funny?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

is this the part where you think you're funny?

I could careless about that too

 

[badbabysitter]

I could careless about that too

that must have been the funny part, am I right?

let me know if I miss it it

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

that must have been the funny part, am I right?

let me know if I miss it it

you just need to stop assuming shit

 

[badbabysitter]

you just need to stop assuming shit

I'm not assuming anything


oh wait...that was the funny one

or was it?

you gotta let us in on it so we can all join in on celebrating your wit

 

[Tryharder62]

none of you would survive a gynecologist

 

[blobfish]

I'm not assuming anything


oh wait...that was the funny one

or was it?

you gotta let us in on it so we can all join in on celebrating your wit

He creates more useless compound words than the Germans.

"Atleast"

"Careless"

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

He creates more useless compound words than the Germans.

"Atleast"

"Careless"

Shut da fuck up..

hahah

 

[thelovingsadist]

I've actually been hit with a 2x4 (and 2x6, and a few other kinds of boards...) before. It really hurts.

 

[Tryharder62]

Yep feels like that!

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Yep feels like that!

hahah

 

[thelovingsadist]

Yep feels like that!

For some strange reason, that arouses me...

Now I want a vice.

 

[Tryharder62]

For some strange reason, that arouses me...

Now I want a vice.

You can borrow mine.

 

[Wings]

Usually anal sex.

 

[thelovingsadist]

You can borrow mine.

Are you going to test drive it on me, too?

Usually anal sex.

Actually, when I say "Relax. Trust me..." anal sex should probably be the least of your worries...

 

[Tryharder62]

Usually anal sex.

So true LOL

 

[Tryharder62]

Are you going to test drive it on me, too?

Oh Lord, I am twice your age!!!! and you might not like where I use it.