what to do...

[StupidDoes]

what to do today with my balls...any suggestions?

 

[Mrtenant]

Well you asked....this came to mind....


http://i.makeagif.com/media/10-07-2015/z5HR31.gif

 

[StupidDoes]

Well you asked....this came to mind....


http://i.makeagif.com/media/10-07-2015/z5HR31.gif

lol...well that is a start..i dont have a dodgeball so would a slap to the balls work?

 

[IhateClowns]

Tuck before zipping. Oh and don't make an AV out of them.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

D(.)(.)

what to do today with my balls...any suggestions?

Dollie------------Yes but it would upset you!

 

[StupidDoes]

Tuck before zipping. Oh and don't make an AV out of them.

an AV? whats that?

 

[StupidDoes]

Dollie------------Yes but it would upset you!

i dont mind upset

 

[MaryanneB]

Paint your balls and dick dark grey and put ears on your hips. Elephant....

 

[StupidDoes]

Paint your balls and dick dark grey and put ears on your hips. Elephant....

thats a good one!

 

[StupidDoes]

Paint your balls and dick dark grey and put ears on your hips. Elephant....

paint is on order..any other ideas? i like to have a list and anyones welcome to try these suggestions out as well. just let us all know how it goes

 

[IhateClowns]

an AV? whats that?

A reason for some folks to share their dick with the world whether we want to see it or not.

 

[barefootgirl69]

what to do today with my balls...any suggestions?

Does it hang low?
Can you swing them to and from?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?

 

[StupidDoes]

Does it hang low?
Can you swing them to and from?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?

sometimes they do...like today.

can swing them side to side, back and forth..slapping my thighs..

i can tie the in knots with ropes.

or i can use a bow.

also do a good hamburger

 

[LinusRules]

sometimes they do...like today.

can swing them side to side, back and forth..slapping my thighs..

i can tie the in knots with ropes.

or i can use a bow.

also do a good hamburger

Funny, I didn't see coming this thread going all Dr. Seuss.

 

[MaryanneB]

paint is on order..any other ideas? i like to have a list and anyones welcome to try these suggestions out as well. just let us all know how it goes

I saw a photo not too long ago of a man totally painted like a jungle and a snake wound around and his dick was the snake's head.

 

[StupidDoes]

I saw a photo not too long ago of a man totally painted like a jungle and a snake wound around and his dick was the snake's head.

nice!! that would be pretty cool. i am not that talented to do myself but that sounds quite impressive. the fun you can have with paint!!

 

[LinusRules]

I saw a photo not too long ago of a man totally painted like a jungle and a snake wound around and his dick was the snake's head.

And just how did you stumble onto that pic?

I hope StupidDoes has about 10 hours of free time and an Art degree.

 

[StupidDoes]

Funny, I didn't see coming this thread going all Dr. Seuss.

one ball
two balls
three balls
four
red balls
blue balls
less balls
more

 

[StupidDoes]

And just how did you stumble onto that pic?

I hope StupidDoes has about 10 hours of free time and an Art degree.

would it have been better or worse if she saw him on the street? "in-person"?

 

[LinusRules]

would it have been better or worse if she saw him on the street? "in-person"?

I guess it depends on her gut reaction to seeing a snake. And if she was carrying any sharp objects.

 

[barefootgirl69]

sometimes they do...like today.

can swing them side to side, back and forth..slapping my thighs..

i can tie the in knots with ropes.

or i can use a bow.

also do a good hamburger

How do you 'do a good hamburger'?

 

[Mrtenant]

How do you 'do a good hamburger'?

Oh god, you asked him that? This should be good.

 

[StupidDoes]

How do you 'do a good hamburger'?

its from puppetry of the penis. basically pushing ur cock between ur balls splitting them..then turning cock and balls to the side. gives the illusion of the balls being the buns and thedick as the meat.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh god, you asked him that? This should be good.

Am I missing something, here? Should I edit? Lmao

 

[Mrtenant]

Am I missing something, here? Should I edit? Lmao

Yea read on sister....yeesh