what things will you do to get your date rock hard?

[DanOkeffie]

and how long will you perform "CPR" on a penis before you surrender and give up?

 

[LisaMayTurner]

If you want rock hard dates, just put them in the freezer.

 

[StillStunned]

@DanOkeffie These questions you've been posting seem more appropriate to the General Board.

 

[EmilyMiller]

what things will you do to get your date rock hard?​

It’s beginning to feel like you just want a naughty chat. This has nothing to do with writing.

 

[Erozetta]

and how long will you perform "CPR" on a penis before you surrender and give up?

Last time I tried CPR on a penis, the penis owner woke up real quick when I started chest compressions on his balls. ('Cause that's what fuels the dick. It made sense to me at the time, but I may have been very drunk.)

Full upper bodyweight compressions at least 2" deep to the tune of "Stayin' Alive."

 

[lovecraft68]

@DanOkeffie These questions you've been posting seem more appropriate to the General Board.

Nah, they just post some porn threads, this has personals all over it.

 

[lovecraft68]

Last time I tried CPR on a penis, the penis owner woke up real quick when I started chest compressions on his balls. ('Cause that's what fuels the dick. It made sense to me at the time, but I may have been very drunk.)

Full upper bodyweight compressions at least 2" deep to the tune of "Stayin' Alive."

Least you didn't get the defibrillator out

 

[Erozetta]

Least you didn't get the defibrillator out

More like: luckily he wasn't a mechanic with a handy car battery laying around. I'm resourceful.

 

[lovecraft68]

More like: luckily he wasn't a mechanic with a handy car battery laying around. I'm resourceful.

I have one of those portable battery boosters and the settings are slow charge and quick boost.

I'm equating them to foreplay vs just bend her over the bed

 

[DanOkeffie]

It’s beginning to feel like you just want a naughty chat. This has nothing to do with writing.

Actually it does. Things that a character or characters might do. Im not a woman but I do pay attention...still im sure that I miss a lot of subtle clues/signs

 

[Erozetta]

I have one of those portable battery boosters and the settings are slow charge and quick boost.

I'm equating them to foreplay vs just bend her over the bed

Accurate.

 

[lovecraft68]

Actually it does. Things that a character or characters might do. Im not a woman but I do pay attention...still im sure that I miss a lot of subtle clues/signs

You don't have any stories here.

 

[StillStunned]

Actually it does. Things that a character or characters might do. Im not a woman but I do pay attention...still im sure that I miss a lot of subtle clues/signs

Curious how, whenever someone comes here with a question about "writing", it's always about sex. It's never about the broader societal differences between men, women and other genders. It's never about, say, a gay man's perspective on men and their erections.

 

[DanOkeffie]

You don't have any stories here.

I did but forgot my password. Didn't act on that so a year later lost my Gmail account due to inactivity

 

[BellaBestia]

Curious how, whenever someone comes here with a question about "writing", it's always about sex. It's never about the broader societal differences between men, women and other genders. It's never about, say, a gay man's perspective on men and their erections.

Or the properly improper use of adverbs and adjectives.

 

[onehitwanda]

Last time I tried CPR on a penis, the penis owner woke up real quick when I started chest compressions on his balls. ('Cause that's what fuels the dick. It made sense to me at the time, but I may have been very drunk.)

Full upper bodyweight compressions at least 2" deep to the tune of "Stayin' Alive."

I love you so much.

 

[DarkCosmos]

Least you didn't get the defibrillator out

Who knows? They could be in PEE-tac and need a shock.

I'll show myself out now...