What the?

[April]

Damnit! Don't you hate it when you've posted something, but you can't find it? Can't remember what thread it's on, but you know you did it! Maybe I should just be shot for terminal stupidity! LOL

 

[Gaucho]

Damnit! Don't you hate it when you've posted something, but you can't find it? Can't remember what thread it's on, but you know you did it! Maybe I should just be shot for terminal stupidity! LOL

Are you kidding? I've barely got a tenth the number of your posts and I don't have a fucking clue what I said or when!

Maybe there is something to this Alzheimer's business.

What were we talking about again?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Really!!!!

Who am I? What am I? What nick am I today? I said what? When? Dates? Figs?

Where's my Tequila? My Bud and where's my hot tub?

 

[April]

Found it. Wasn't where I thought I left it, though. Darn traveling posts. LOL

It's difficult because a lot of the time I write out a reply to a post or thread, read it over, and decide that I don't really want to post it, but they're still in my head, and get mingled with the posts I really did make. Now I know that sentence is grammatically incorrect, but I just don't give a shit! LOL

 

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[Gaucho]

Found it. Wasn't where I thought I left it, though. Darn traveling posts. LOL

It's difficult because a lot of the time I write out a reply to a post or thread, read it over, and decide that I don't really want to post it, but they're still in my head, and get mingled with the posts I really did make. Now I know that sentence is grammatically incorrect, but I just don't give a shit! LOL

*In his best counselor voice*

"Ah, yes. Madam. I know exxxxactly what you are going through. And, fortunately, I saw where you left it. Come on over here with me to this other thread. There, now. See? You dropped it in Expertise's lap. No wonder you couldn't find it, with all those other women in your way. Now, now. Don't thank me. I'm just doing my job.

*Scratches his head and wanders off, wondering how Expertise in hogging all the women on the board. Must be the 6advil and the greasy burgers.*

 

[Expertise]

Somebody, in fact anybody, mind filling me in? I apparently missed a memo

 

[April]

Ah, Gaucho. It's the "cutie" bit. That's what does it for me. Never been called cutie before. Oh, wait. Yes I have, but it sounds different coming from a friend. No, wait again, sorry, that was kiddo. Maybe I'll just stop posting. LOL

 

[Gaucho]

Ah, Gaucho. It's the "cutie" bit. That's what does it for me. Never been called cutie before. Oh, wait. Yes I have, but it sounds different coming from a friend. No, wait again, sorry, that was kiddo. Maybe I'll just stop posting. LOL

Cutie? Kiddo? Damn! And here I was all set to start reciting the names of different plants, leaves, grubworms...

What were we talking about again?

 

[Expertise]

*walking away, ignored and befuddled*

 

[April]

Don't go away, Expertise. Here, let me sit in your lap. Is that better? Hmm, the things that spring to mind! LOL

 

[Gaucho]

Don't go away, Expertise. Here, let me sit in your lap. Is that better? Hmm, the things that spring to mind! LOL

See? See? That's what I said; right where you left it.

 

[Expertise]

Stop wiggling or some "thing" is gonna' spring somewhere else.

Seriously, do I get a hint at least?

 

[April]

LMAO at you both!

Hint of what? I'm confused. Tscha! Like that's anything new for me.

 

[Gaucho]

Stop wiggling or some "thing" is gonna' spring somewhere else.

Seriously, do I get a hint at least?

E - go back and re-read the "All-Powerful Expertise" thread and that should fill you in.

 

[Expertise]

Before the confusion of all this sends me in to some kind of psychological fugue, i'm calling it a day/thread whatever. Look for mail in the a.m. cutie.

 

[April]

I'm having a blonde moment. Would somebody just spell it out for me?

 

[April]

Mail? Yay, I love mail! *doing the mail dance* Still confused, though. Maybe I'll call it a day too.

 

[Gaucho]

E - I was just referring to that wave of estrogen that was being directed at you on the "How do you know" and the "All-Powerful Expertise" threads. Sorry for the confusion.

 

[April]

Duh! Now I get it. Geeze, talk about a true blonde moment! They're rare for me, though. Maybe that's because I was born a redhead, which eventually changed to blonde. And yes, it's natural. LOL

 

[Gaucho]

Duh! Now I get it. Geeze, talk about a true blonde moment! They're rare for me, though. Maybe that's because I was born a redhead, which eventually changed to blonde. And yes, it's natural. LOL

And you said you didn't know how to talk dirty!

 

[Expertise]

I was just yesterday berating people to keep it out of the gutter, but as soon as she said "its natural", I bet I had the same mental image as Gaucho did.

I am such scum.

The old one liner "Did you mix up a batch for a snatch to match" (Hair dye joke)

 

[Gaucho]

I was just yesterday berating people to keep it out of the gutter, but as soon as she said "its natural", I bet I had the same mental image as Gaucho did.

I am such scum.

The old one liner "Did you mix up a batch for a snatch to match" (Hair dye joke)

Well, Expertise, at least you're among friends.

 

[Expertise]

My turn for memory failure

What is that great line by that Irishman...."Although I may be laying in the gutter my eyes are upon the heavens" or something to that effect. You know the guy...he was arrested and jailed for sodomy....holy fuck....I really can't remember his name....seriously. Jesus, this is like early onset alzheimers....Oscar Wilde! Anyway, what he said.

 

[April]

Umm, I have absolutely no reply to this! I am actually shaking my head right now. Boys!