What the slut should say

[Secret Slut]

Hey there,

I need about 30 pharases that you guys would like to hear your slut say as she spreads and fingers her pussy for you...

IE:

I’d love to show you my tight little cunt

Do you want me to spread my pussy for you?

Tell me to spread my fuckhole wide for you

I love showing you my pussy

Tell me what a whore I am for spreading my cunt for you

Tell me how nasty I am

So what do you think?

Is this what you wanted to see?

Etc.

Thanks in advance for any help you might be able to provide!

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Guess who has been in here today!

Well, my boyfriend thinks it is still tight!

No I'm not excited that is leftover cum.

What do you mean? Oh, so now you tell me you didn't want me to fuck around.

If it is too wide you can always fuck my ass!

I'm not a slut you know, I am just well experienced.

Are you going to Fuck me too!

I don't know I am pretty sore tonight.

Make a wish and blow on it!

If your not going to fuck me I will find someone else.

I am a looser, so just stick it in already.

No need to argue, you're not the only one.



Ooops! I did not read the "Like to" part of the question.

 

[snooper]

Phildo missed one ...

Are you in yet?

 

[kellycummings]

Who are you going to please with that thing?

Be careful, I think my watch is still in there.

You better lick it before you stick it.

Hurry up, I have a date tonight.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

The cow should say; Moo!
The cat should say; Meow!
The slut should say; More!

 

[Seattle Zack]

The top ten things a slut says as she spreads and fingers her pussy for you .....

10. Strap a board on your ass, so you don't fall in.

9. No, it's supposed to smell like that.

8. Take your time, lover. My pimp's outside, and he charges by the minute.

7. Tastes like chicken!

6. Hurry! The View is on in five minutes!

5. You limp-dick pantywaist! Get it up NOW!

4. Well, if I weren't fat and you weren't married, neither of us would be here, would we? So let's get on with it....

3. Why are you wearing a miner's helmet?

2. Come to Mommy!

And the number one thing a slut says as she spreads and fingers her pussy for you:

1. Can you believe I used to be a man?

 

[pussicat]

lmao omg that is funny