What the most stupid thing you’ve ever said the opposite sex?

[mrboom]

I was once in a pub with some friends; got up to put some music on the jukebox. When I returned, there where two women stood next to the bar stool I was using; I sat down and started talking to my friends, when I hard one of them say,

“Who dose he think he is? Tell him to fuck off!”

Her friend turned round to me and said “I would not fuck you if you where the last man alive!”

I replied without stopping to think, “If you where the last women alive I’d turn gay.”

She punched me and they walked out; my friends and the bar staff thought it was incredibly funny. I never lived it down.

 

[Guest]

Hello, Mr Boom. Well, that was a good introductory post, if ever I saw one.

(And I saw your pic in the attachment, before you edited it out again. Very nice. )

I don't think I've ever said anything "stupid", as such, to the opposite sex. I say plenty in general, though.

Lou

 

[mrboom]

Thanks Lou, it's nice to be noticed.

 

[Guest]

i say stupid shit all the time im not gender biased.

 

[matriarch]

"Yes."

 

[SheikYerdripsof]

Most stupid thing I've said... Umm... Ok you drive the bloody Camel... that was pretty damn dumb I can tell you, goodness me yes.

 

[Guest]

"Yes."

LOL
hey, i know that line!

 

[Goldie Munro]

"Yes."

LOL yeah been there!

 

[sweetnpetite]

A boy I liked (this was in middle school)- ok- *the* boy I liked asked me who I liked. I panicked and said "I don't like any boys because they are stupid!"

he was in a popular group and I was not, so I didn't think I had a snowballs chance in hell w/ him.

however, a friend of mine upon hearing the story told me that he probably liked me. looking back, it's possible. the idea made me feel even worse!

I can't tell a guy I like him. Ever since Kindergarten when I wrote a boy a note to tell him he was cute. I spelled it c-u-t and he came over and announced it loudly, asking me what it meant or something. I was so embarrased. Left a permanant mark silly maybe, but it did. you learn from an ealy age to protect yourself.

 

[HerVeryOwn]

Yes. Farts will burn.
Here's my lighter, and you can try it out for yourself.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Actually the most stupid thing I ever said to the opposite sex was... nothing - I fancied this guy so much I got really drunk and basically jumped him at the school dance - NOt Big and Not Clever

 

[OneSublimeGuy]

Yes. Farts will burn.
Here's my lighter, and you can try it out for yourself.

Heh heh. Sayin' it ain't as stupid as doin' it!!

I knew a guy who used to always light his farts at beer parties. Then
one night his technique was just a tad off and he singed his balls right
through his jeans!!! I felt bad for him... after I stopped laughing my
ass off!!

 

[rgraham666]

Gimme a bit to think about this. There's so many I could chose from.

 

[mrboom]

I've become well known for saying stuped things to women i fancy; i once asked a girl that was trying to get me to call her, if she was pregnant.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Mostly it's "yes" to various insane propositions, but I do also recall "I'd rather throw myself into an active volcano" - intended laughingly, but unsurprisingly not taken so - and "I've always fancied him," in reference to a mutual acquaintance. I didn't hear the last of that one literally for years, although in the end I was rid of the bad choice and friends with the good one. (Oh all right. And had a bit of a fling )

Oh yes, there's also the dreaded agreement to talk about deepest fantasies. This can be quite a lot of fun with the right person and a total, unmitigated, and unending disaster with the wrong one. Guess which I chose.

Shanglan

 

[BlackShanglan]

I've become well known for saying stuped things to women i fancy; i once asked a girl that was trying to get me to call her, if she was pregnant.

Nice choice! "So, are you a slut (and a careless one), or just unusually chunky?"

Shanglan

 

[shereads]

"You're right, if we're going to buy a house we might as well be married."

 

[Lisa Denton]

I had been turning a guy down politely and he wouldn't go away, finally I yelled loud enough for a few dozen people to hear (mostly men) "I'm really into girls so you wouldn't be able to do anything but watch" this of course made things worse.

 

[SensualCealy]

I have the best one, "I DO!"
at least thats the way I feel some days!
C

 

[OneSublimeGuy]

I have the best one, "I DO!"
at least thats the way I feel some days!
C

Wow! That one is tough to beat! I have one
almost as bad. It went something like:
"Your sister is really hot!"

 

[tolyk]

"Tell me, honestly, what do you think about me."

Heh.

 

[BlackShanglan]

"Tell me, honestly, what do you think about me."

Dear God, man. Are you a complete masochist?

 

[tolyk]

Dear God, man. Are you a complete masochist?

Apparently

I like honesty though, and only by knowing others opinions can we see how we are judged.. I found this particular woman's judgement off base by quite a bit, but thats besides the point.. Not that I really care what most people think of me..

Okay, if I don't stop now I'll just confuse myself.. *grin*

 

[CrazyyAngel]

Fortunately I seem to have surpressed all memories about bad encounters with the opposite sex ... not that there were much encounters to begin with.

CA

 

[tolyk]

Fortunately I seem to have surpressed all memories about bad encounters with the opposite sex ... not that there were much encounters to begin with.

CA

Well, how abouts you and me get together to make some more bad memories.

(There, now THATS the stupidest thing I've ever said to a woman )