What the hell...

[delpdJune]

'Morning right back at ya, beautiful one! Although by now, it's probably approaching mid day for you.

Off to feed the kids, bruch their teeth, and get one off to the world of education (ohhhhh, memories of my kindergarten teacher and those amazing knee high white leather boots she wore )

ooopppsss well late evening.. but I did make it back... long day..

Hope their teeth survived.. and you didn't get too distracted by those memories...

Talk to you soon..

 

[delpdJune]

... and some more...

Seems you are on a roll now.. and have been very very busy..

Hope the evening is wonderful my dear friend..

 

[qwezirider]

Hope their teeth survived.. and you didn't get too distracted by those memories...

Talk to you soon..

I did get the obligatory "Daaaaaad, you're brushing too hard!" Oh my gosh, what a kindergarten teacher she was! I do think that is precisely the point in life where I gained a love for women with....shall we say....a tad more years under the belt than I (notice how well I skirted the older women label).

See you tomorrow, dear and beautiful one!

 

[qwezirider]

Seems you are on a roll now.. and have been very very busy..

Hope the evening is wonderful my dear friend..

Says it all. Perhaps some night shots are in order the next day or two. A little something different.

 

[qwezirider]

How it's done...safely.


'Nuff said.

 

[Traveler32]

Hey Q
I was in the neighborhood
and figured I'd stop by and see
what Elle was so lathered up about.

Hmmm,
I'd say you got out of TN in the nick of time.
You would of had a very tall cowgirl with a lasso headed your way.


Throw an extra log on for
those high desert winter nights.
And be sure to shake your boots out in the morning.

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[qwezirider]

Hmmm,
I'd say you got out of TN in the nick of time.
You would of had a very tall cowgirl with a lasso headed your way.
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Belive me, Traveler, I tried...I really tried. I wouldn't have been much of a challenge with that lasso, though. Affraid I would've just stood there with a dumb look on my face.

Then again, that applies to me most days.

Throw an extra log on for
those high desert winter nights.
And be sure to shake your boots out in the morning.

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Thank you sir! I shake the boots, I shake the pants, I shake the shirt. Can't say I trust the weird critters around here enough to do otherwise.

 

[qwezirider]

And, as per Elle's request elsewhere..........

Now, dear, are you going to make me more homesick with a few shots of your neck of the woods? Perhaps a few from the back deck of yours????

 

[qwezirider]

Pathetic. Guess it's my turn to have photo's dumped from the system. Nice to see how consistent they are with the deletion of photos around here.

 

[delpdJune]

How it's done...safely.


'Nuff said.

Ohhh you are bad!!! I think actually it was the orange thong that day.. made the hood of that truck so much more slippery..



Sooo.. was wondering do you give Safety Lessons have 3 Step Program... maybe.. Not sure how Safe it would be watching you

 

[qwezirider]

Ohhh you are bad!!! I think actually it was the orange thong that day.. made the hood of that truck so much more slippery..



Sooo.. was wondering do you give Safety Lessons have 3 Step Program... maybe.. Not sure how Safe it would be watching you

Yes, we definitely have a three step program. But WAIT! Before you tell us how much you'd pay, we'll throw in this bottle of Cabo Wabo tequila, YOURS to keep as our free gift, even if you return the program!

You should've seen the photo that didn't make the cut. Thank goodness the one of my fat ass sitting on the nose of a minivan starkers came out unfocused. How humiliating would it be to be yanking your chain and fall off a perfectly dry hood myself?

Definitely must be the thong.

Safe watching me????? Oh, where oh where can I go with this one? (Likes to watch and be watched.....considerably!)

 

[gregor_16]

Great pics,You have a good photographer and the shaved look is very sexy.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

very nice pic's

 

[delpdJune]

Yes, we definitely have a three step program. But WAIT! Before you tell us how much you'd pay, we'll throw in this bottle of Cabo Wabo tequila, YOURS to keep as our free gift, even if you return the program!

You should've seen the photo that didn't make the cut. Thank goodness the one of my fat ass sitting on the nose of a minivan starkers came out unfocused. How humiliating would it be to be yanking your chain and fall off a perfectly dry hood myself?

Definitely must be the thong.

Safe watching me????? Oh, where oh where can I go with this one? (Likes to watch and be watched.....considerably!)

Ohhhh geezz the tequila.. hmmm.. though I do reallllllllyy enjoy myself after a few.. *sigh* the memories.. ok.. anyway... NOW.. that is sooooooooo rude!!!! YOU saw my ummm... pitfall... BUT You.. the MiniVan.. Naked.. on your ASS.. c'mon.. we can work around the unfocused pic..

 

[Traveler32]

Thank you sir! I shake the boots, I shake the pants, I shake the shirt. Can't say I trust the weird critters around here enough to do otherwise.

Good rule of thumb:

If you can't bbq it;
make a stew with it (adding more or less tobasco);
or if it does serve as a pizza topping;
hamburger topping;
or show up as an ingredient at the local Chinese place;

Stay away from it!

Keep shakin'

​

 

[qwezirider]

Great pics,You have a good photographer and the shaved look is very sexy.

Thank you very much! Just having a little fun here between taking the photos and Lit pulling them down. I think the photographer is more lucky than good. Kind of feel funny sometimes between hitting the timer button and getting back in front of the camera in 10 seconds. Shaved...lucky there too that I don't get sliced and bleed to death. BUt I do like the way that look feels. Breezes are breezier, cold counters colder, warm sun warmer.....mind is drifting now.

I see from your av and another thread of yours that you're a guitarist. Very cool to use that av here! I like the color. I'm a bassist. Hack at guitar just enough to write an idea for someone else to play, but bass is my thing.

 

[qwezirider]

very nice pic's

Thank you for that! It's kind words like that that make this fun to do. I don't think I'll ever get used to hearing it, and I sure do appreciate it.

 

[qwezirider]

Ohhhh geezz the tequila.. hmmm.. though I do reallllllllyy enjoy myself after a few.. *sigh* the memories.. ok.. anyway... NOW.. that is sooooooooo rude!!!! YOU saw my ummm... pitfall... BUT You.. the MiniVan.. Naked.. on your ASS.. c'mon.. we can work around the unfocused pic..

Crap....in the dog house already.

See, your pitfall was eternally more beautiful than mine could ever be. I can't ever compete with that! And now I'd have to stage it all over again if I'm supposed to post one. Out of focus photos have a very short life span around here.

And a very good morning to you, dear friend!

 

[babes20]

Very nice! xxx

 

[qwezirider]

Good rule of thumb:

If you can't bbq it;
make a stew with it (adding more or less tobasco);
or if it does serve as a pizza topping;
hamburger topping;
or show up as an ingredient at the local Chinese place;

Stay away from it!

Keep shakin'

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That leaves Elle out. What do I do now???

 

[Traveler32]

That leaves Elle out. What do I do now???

What?


Ok
Lets cover this again...
Everything on the "friendly" list
is something you can eat. Doesn't have to be cooked.
~Just warmed to serving temperature, if its self basting~

Questions?




Forgo the added tobasco in this recipe
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[qwezirider]

Very nice! xxx

Thank you so much!

 

[qwezirider]

What?


Ok
Lets cover this again...
Everything on the "friendly" list
is something you can eat. Doesn't have to be cooked.
~Just warmed to serving temperature, if its self basting~

Questions?




Forgo the added tobasco in this recipe
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Hey, I'm formerly of Tennessee for about 18 years. Give me a touch of slack for being slow on the upshot there.

No questions. Friendly - eat it; Unfriendly - cook it and add Tobasco first. Got it!

 

[Traveler32]

Hey, I'm formerly of Tennessee for about 18 years. Give me a touch of slack for being slow on the upshot there.

No questions. Friendly - eat it; Unfriendly - cook it and add Tobasco first. Got it!

Hey!
I'm from WV via NC
Give me credit for spelling.

Ok,
you got the basics.
Now,
if it has six or more legs
be cautious. The exception
is if it smells like fish... kinda.

Oh,
and remember,
only two things smell like tuna

and one of them is tuna.





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[qwezirider]

Hey!
I'm from WV via NC
Give me credit for spelling.​

Valid point. But TN is a whole different beast! Literally. I could go on about that one, but I don't know if my post would remain in this family oriented forum if I did.

Oh,
and remember,
only two things smell like tuna

and one of them is tuna.





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*SPLORK!* Chuckle number one of the day.