What the hell?????

[Shylady]

I always thought if you were in trouble and facing the wall you were not allowed to wiggle and entice the guys like passionee is doing lol

Norm I don't like marshmellows either and it hasn't stopped me from having fun *grin*
Morning all

 

[norm1]

Did I say I hadn't had fun Tex?..........*grin*

There is sometimes nothing better than a twosome in a shelter.........I just don't fancy the members of the Board!!!!!!!

(or should that be the members of the members of the Board)

eheheheheheheheh

 

[pistol pete]

wiggle passionee......mmm

I always thought you should wiggle and entice the guys passionee.

*grin*
Morning all

me too !!!

i'm out of lollipops.....settle for a blowpop ???

hi all....have a great day.......

 

[Passionnee]

Hey Hey it's not my fault if they came to tease me..lol You all know I'm a sweet innocent angel, they made me do it. Yep yep that's it, jc was twisting my arm, and telling me what to say.

Ouch! norm that hurts. I would of prefer if you'd bite.

Pete I told you what I do with lollypops except for a special one. Are you still sure about your proposition.

Oh and Hello all...

 

[norm1]

Well now Passionnee..........if I got my face anywhere near you down there.........it wouldn't be your butt........and it wouldn't be a bite...........*grin*

 

[pistol pete]

Wow............

Pete I told you what I'd do with your lollypop for it is a special one. Are you still sure about your proposition.

(hehehehe..creative editing 101)

what the heck is going on here.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Passionnee]

Pete you are a badass, me gonna get you for this. But not today, me is not feeling good

Nice to know Norm *grin*

 

[pistol pete]

Oh my..........

Pete you have a great ass, me gonna get your Butt.

settle down passionnee...I'm more than just a body...
me have brains too. ;D

 

[Busty]

Leave you guys alone for a day and look what happens - all goes to hell in a handbasket.

Now where were we, oh yes, Norm's punishment - well Norm - are you ready to face the music?

Hi guys, passionnee hope you're feeling better hon (((((((hugggggggggggggggg)))))))))

Pete - kisses hon - where's my dinner?

Bud - KISSSSSSSSSSSSSS loves ya honey

Hi Tex - hope you're ok.

 

[Budman]

*Issuing an all points bulletin* Wanted, dead or alive (you figure out which is preferred) the dastardly Norm the name seller. Last seen chasing a camel across the desert with carnal thoughts on his mind. (Norm's, not the camel's mind)
"Norm" has been convicted, in absentia, of dire, cruel name selling, Thereby inflicting horrendous pain and unwarranted punishment on the innocent members of the BB and the Chat room.
Reward for his capture will be 5 gallons of rolo ice cream
1 case of choccy syrup
100 lbs of cheese doodles
2 quarts of cherries
a lifetime supply of whipped cream
If you see this dangerous fugitive, DO NOT APPROACH HIM. He is considered extremely dangerous and demented.
Call 1-800-HES NUTS to report any sighting.
*This has been a public service announcement*

 

[Shylady]

lol ohh looking diligently for norm.

 

[jcgirl]

LOL, this has been going on for two months. omg i swear you people kill me ........really, im laughing so hard it hurts

 

[Shylady]

Hi JC

ok i am going to collect that reward
but norm will still be alive mmmmmmmmm

 

[jcgirl]

Hi shy! LOL, hi everyone!

 

[Passionnee]

ROFLMAO

Too funny Bud, but you forgot the marshmellows..

Hello Shy, jc, busty...

 

[Chuckus]

Hey everyone,

What the hell?

 

[Passionnee]

Hey everyone,

What the hell?

Stop sticking out that tongue...if you don't intend on using it, don't stick it out..

 

[Chuckus]

Hey everyone,

What the hell?

Stop sticking out that tongue...if you don't intend on using it, don't stick it out..

and who says I don't intend on using it? Huh

 

[Passionnee]

uh dunno.. me got an headache here, bring that tongue here!!

 

[Chuckus]

uh dunno.. me got an headache here, bring that tongue here!!

Okay fine, here it is

 

[norm1]

From the Letters Page of today's 'Desert Times':

I have sighted the dastardly Norm, well known multi-national business man and Lit Enemy No. 1.

I was taking a drink at the famous 'Camel and Duck' oasis when I sensed a presence behind me. When I looked back I saw the haunted, staring eyes of an old guy wearing a baseball hat which said 'Norm's Famous Names'.......they were staring at my ass!!!!!!!!

I cannot phone the toll free number you gave from here but I hope that someone will read this letter and inform Super Sleuth Bud so I can claim my reward. Please send the goodies to me using Norm's International Courier Services Inc. (the best in the world) at:

Elsie - The most beautiful camel in the world
'Camel and Duck' Oasis
The Frigging Desert

Btw..........he is a most handsome old bastard!!!!!!!!!

You must want him bad





[Edited by norm1 on 01-12-2001 at 12:57 AM]

 

[Shylady]

no! elsie can't get the reward she didn't capture him!

 

[Busty]

Nice try Norm - you'll have to come up with an better one than Elsie the camel.

Hi everyone huggggggssssss & kisssssses.

 

[norm1]

Busty.....you obviously don't know just how beautiful Elsie is...............

 

[Shylady]

busty.. I recall an earlier post that norm called us shapeless... now a camel looks better than me?

Well I know where I rate now.