What the hell?????

[norm1]

You are all jealous of me about these names that's all...... I'm just an honest guy trying to scratch out a meagre living - someone has to do it!

Now, Tex about this profit share, I think we need to talk about this..........just step into the Board Room, lock the door and sit on the bed, ummmmmm sorry the chair, over there whilst we negotiate your position.............oh and bring some of Busty's melted ice cream.......

(eheheheheheheh)

 

[Ezzy]

Hey norm...

Want me to send you a copy of the dickstationary of sexual innuendoes and similes, it's K2Y compliant.

Or do you have a copy already, I thought I had seen some of the names that you have sold recently in there?


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[Busty]

Now Norm - you have to share the profits with me too - no trying to worm your way into Tex's good graces by sharing with her only - if you want some of this ice-cream you have to share with me too.

 

[Ezzy]

I SCREAM did somebody say I SCREAM

I do; especially when Becca makes me...


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[Mackdoggy_77]

Hey, can I jump into the fun?!

 

[norm1]

Have a copy Ezzy?.......I wrote the damn thing and it's in it's 43rd reprint!

Now Busty about this share of the profits.........there will be a cost you know..........(I think tex already knows cos she's gone silent).........firstly, I get to lick off all the melted ice cream; secondly, you have to promise that next time Bud streaks naked thro' here you trip him up flat on his ass; thirdly,...........well,...errrrrrrrrr.......... you being a god fearing woman you may not want a share of the profits after all!

Anyway, pass the rolo whilst I ponder your dilema


[Edited by norm1 on 11-18-2000 at 04:39 AM]

 

[Shylady]

*handing mackdoggy some icecream* welcome

hmmm eyeing that chair...norm is that my innocent chair? what have you done to it?
busty I think norm should just share with us and none of this cloak and dagger boardroom stuff.


*waving at ezzy*

 

[norm1]

Awwwwwwww....such a sweet tongue that shylady.........sitting down next to Tex and Busty.......let's just eat ice cream and watch the movie then........what is the film anyway?

Isn't this nice?

~waving to Ezzy~

 

[norm1]

Fantastic.....I just love Laurel and Hardy.......

 

[Cg1369]

Enters the room fully dressed. Looks around. hmmmmmm no one here. oh well *places 5 gal of rollo ice cream in the freezer, 1 gallon of chocolate syrup, a case of whipped cream, and 2 lbs of crushed walnuts in the fridge. Someone will find it eventually.

 

[norm1]

No one here......is bud blind as well as old.........me, tex and busty are watching the film.....

Silly old fart........

 

[Busty]

Norm - what a great idea - I love Laurel and Hardy - More rolo ice-cream - woooooohooooooo
BUD how could you not notice me.

 

[Shylady]

crushed nuts? ouch no wonder he can't see anyone he is in great pain i think

snuggling up to norm nice film

 

[Tx girl]

wondering over to the fridge MMMM look at all this whip cream...the things i could do *giggle* OMG i just noticed im a virgin <~~~~~ see it says so there!!

 

[Becca Btr N Btr]

re: I'm a virgin see it says so over there.....

Hey TX Lady, and all who want to too! (smiles)

You should go to the thread by Ezzy "I would like to bite on a special cherry..." He surprised me with it and I thought it was fun and funny to! I highly recommend geting someone to join you at your 30th post! BIG SMILES!

Well if you all will excuse me...I am going to go look for a better movie...this place needs some spicing uphttp://www.freefever.com/graphics/gif/sign003.gif Wow that helped all by it's self...

Norm! http://www.animationcity.net/gifs/spincan.gifGet cleaning...this place is falling apart!http://www.animationcity.net/gifs/gal1/dogdrinking.gif
Syd, Kepic....find the holliday decorations and deck these halls!http://www.clipartalley.com/holiday/wreath.gif
Ezzy, nearly out of firewood....get chopping! (TY kisses hun!)http://www.webarrow.net/graphics/animation/bodyparts/kiss.gif

Busty, JC, TX, Luscious, Celestial, Ksss....I found this book on ways to slip up streakers and suchhttp://www.animationcity.net/gifs/santa1.gif ....now look...there are some great streakers running through here from time to time...and we need to get organized! I think there could be some great ways we can slow them down a bit in there.....WELG!http://www.free-clip-images.com/archive/Animations/Books/2.gif (SHHHHHhhhhhhhh ok girls pages 96, 69 and 134 smiling...one about a cleaning fun for Norm! A special one on decking the halls, and page 143 is on chopping wood...see what you can all come up with hehehehe!
http://www.animationcity.net/gifs/phone.gif Call me on my cyber-cel phone if you need me to pick up anything while I am out...it is: 1-800-Cybercel!
This is going to be the best Hollidays weve ever had girls! There is a pull out section on Neked Men Decorating the Christmas Tree. I think you'll enjoy it! Just don't let the guys see this book or we are in BIG TROUBLE!) (((HUGS))) Ok, you have my number...I am off! (but you all already knew that hu?! LOL)

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[Edited by Becca Btr N Btr on 11-18-2000 at 10:19 PM]

 

[Shylady]

wow becca great book love it about naked men decorating the tree ... but then naked men are a decoration anyway *weg*

 

[Ezzy]

WOW Hun you have been busy...

Woooooooooooove Wooooooooooooooo.

Picking up the AXE looking at the forrest, remembering the conservationist buried out in the back yard.

Only every second tree I think he said.

Setting out like Paul Bunyan, to clear this land, looking round for my BABE.


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[CelestialBody]

 

[Shylady]

moving over to the bonfire...watching ezzy mmmmmmmmm

 

[Busty]

Ezzy - I just love it when you take off your shirt and chop wood - moving to sit beside Tex so I can watch you. MMMMM I do love a good show <weg>

 

[norm1]

Still watching Laurel and Hardy........think they're going to sing "In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia" and do their dance..........god I love that sketch.

Why's everyone gone outside to watch some sweaty dumbo chop trees?..........and where's that snuggling Tex gone?

~waving to Ezzy~

Time for more ice cream I think.........

 

[Shylady]

sorry norm but ezzy has his shirt off! what is a girl to do?

 

[norm1]

Hmmmmmmmm!

Well they are doing the Blue Ridge Mountain sketch........... omg they're starting their little dance..........this is hysterical............ hahahahahahahahahaha..........I just love these two!

And I love this ice cream.............

 

[Ksss]

Ummmmm norm??? Don't they have modern day tv/movies where you are hon??? MMMMM nice show you're putting on Ezzy. Woooohooooooo Becca, are there any sequels to that book hon???

 

[Ezzy]

OK so who took the feather from my hat?

Why's everyone gone outside to watch some sweaty dumbo chop trees?..........and where's that snuggling Tex gone?

~waving to Ezzy~

Ok so my nose is kinda long but norm it's not that long. LOL.

Blows a string of Kisses to Becca the Birthday girl and, <Waves> to Shylady Busty and Ksss and norm.


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