What the hell?!?

[nitelite33]

This is the kind of David Lynch-esque Spam I Get...

I just wanted to share, because I seem to be the only one who gets surreal bullshit like this cramming my inbox...

WTF...

 

[badasschick]

This is the kind of David Lynch-esque Spam I Get...

I just wanted to share, because I seem to be the only one who gets surreal bullshit like this cramming my inbox...

WTF...

Get ready for the Iodine poisoning!

 

[Sillyman]

Would they be friendly lobsters? Could we have them as pets?

 

[nitelite33]

It's like some Republican conspiracy to fuck with potheads!

I'd bet good money that this 'contest' could be traced back to Langley or some shit...

 

[badasschick]

Fuck!!! I just got it too!!!!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I'm allergic to shellfish...just getting an email like that could make me break out in hives.

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

I get this email every day....lol I've always wondered about it.

MTILC

 

[perks]

it's those Maine Tourism wankers hard at work, putting New England tax dollars to work.