??? What the hell is this ??? Consumer guide

[Lord Pmann]

Geebus that's different. Not gonna yuck on their yum.

Really? I mean, I realize I’m a little judgier than some, but I feel like there’s consensus on the fact that fucking a silicone foot is weird.

 

[Mrtenant]

Really? I mean, I realize I’m a little judgier than some, but I feel like there’s consensus on the fact that fucking a silicone foot is weird.

Oh, I didn't say it wasn't. But then people fuck all kinda crazy stuff- shall we make a list and compare?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh, I didn't say it wasn't. But then people fuck all kinda crazy stuff- shall we make a list and compare?

You know too much.

 

[Mrtenant]

You know too much.


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Shhhhh, the Qanons are already after me.

 

[richmondman]

I never turn down the chance to talk about the Vajankle.

These are not mine, so don’t think I’m a weirdo. Who the hell wants to fuck a left foot. Gross.

So it took me a minute to figure out "Vajankle". I immediately PM'd a favorite footie gal friend to ask about it.

 

[ydahecnot]

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Sold only in assisted-suicide states

 

[ydahecnot]

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Robin hit the spray tan a little too hard

 

[ydahecnot]

I never turn down the chance to talk about the Vajankle.

These are not mine, so don’t think I’m a weirdo. Who the hell wants to fuck a left foot. Gross.

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Daniel Day-Lewis?

 

[ydahecnot]

Only $12.99!

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Whoever buys this wins the Darwin Award, and is awesome

 

[aussiegeekygal]

@Lord Pmann I bought my foot fucker from wish.com and this is what they sent me...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

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That bear… I can’t. Just where are you shopping?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Aldi

Omg . Seriously?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yes they are sponge cake bars in the shapes of bears with a splodge of chocolate in them. My Sam tried one and said they are stodgy and quite tasteless and the chocolate cream is very low quality. So try at your peril lol

That thing is edible!?!?!? It looks like it was made by a demented corner of Fisher Price

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Only just edible lol

Technically edible. Like dog food

 

[Mrtenant]

Yes they are sponge cake bars in the shapes of bears with a splodge of chocolate in them. My Sam tried one and said they are stodgy and quite tasteless and the chocolate cream is very low quality. So try at your peril lol

Lmao, no its not...did you read the package?

Squeezy huggable, blah blah?

That thing is edible!?!?!? It looks like it was made by a demented corner of Fisher Price

I agree with you...demented fisher price all the way!

 

[peekingone]

Think we might be talking crossed purposes lol, are you talking about the manjus cake bars or the plastic toy lol

I think so as that bear would be tough to digest with all that material

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Think we might be talking crossed purposes lol, are you talking about the manjus cake bars or the plastic toy lol

Oh! I was talking about the bear with the gag in its mouth

 

[Sinstories]

Pretty much everything on the Temu ads that are all over every site. The lips, the fingers...they all look like weird sex toys.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

When I replied to this message, I didn’t look at the attachment lol, I thought you were talking about the bear like animal on the cake bar box lol.

Well, not for nothing but that Manjus thing didn’t look very edible either

 

[Paddydrack]

Hilarious pics please post more